Santa in Florida

He was never seen again.

Santa in Florida

 

By Elton Camp

 

In Florida, Christmas ain’t so grand

Santa’s sleigh won’t slide on sand

And not many children there stay

Most of the folks are old and gray

 

Santa’s thick, red suit will be right

To keep away the mosquito bite

Children have to leave him a Coke

On its foul water, he would choke

 

In land that’s so flat and swampy

The old elf just has to feel grumpy

After Florida, Santa’s not seen later

He got swallowed by an alligator