A One Way Trip to MarsA Poem by Elton CampThe reasons and who should go.A One Way Trip to Mars By Elton Camp Some say to other worlds we should migrate And do it now or it may come to be too late As this planet we seem to want to destroy, Colonies in space might be a survival ploy This is the idea that has come from those: It is a one way trip to Mars they propose The trip would be so much easier to do If the supplies that are carried are a few Resources there are quite good enough Settlers plant seed and grow their stuff Other needs they should be able to find Even after they have been left behind But what are they supposed to do for air On a red planet that’s hostile and bare? Earth would have to keep sending supplies Without regular shipments, the colony dies If these concerns they may come to resolve Then serious decisions the trip will involve Who the “surly bonds” should then slip And into the Solar System make that trip And it seems to be that it would sure be fine That they who suggested it be first in line If any others are also going to volunteer To those brave souls they should be near If the colony is to continue life as on earth A variety of people are needed at its birth Larry King could help the colony to survive When he gives his reports from there live TV evangelists also really ought to go They can help by raising lots of dough Politicians, likewise, are needed there For heating, they produce much hot air Sarah Palin would be another good pard Then she can see Earth from her back yard Governor Arnold’s another to take along They can always use a man who’s strong Dan Quayle would be another good match As he could cultivate the “tomatoe” patch Bill Clinton, too, should go along for the ride Then from Hillary he wouldn’t need to hide Jimmy Carter is a fine man to have around He can build houses on the barren ground George Bush truly needs to be taken there So then on the whole world, war can declare And take along at least one rich, spoiled brat Then parents will then know where she’s at Tiger Woods, the former golfer’s who I mean He’d be a good woman-entertaining machine There should be a few priests taken out there To show any small boys how much they care Osama bin Laden the Mars trip should rate As he could teach the true meaning of hate Charles Manson would be another useful dude So none will ever want to become that crude Bernie Madoff very big can help them dream Show folks how to build a pyramid scheme A desperate need in the colony is Octomom So a dozen more babies can, from her, come Another good passenger can be John McCain Mars is an excellent place for him to remain Certainly take along an Arab and a Jew or two So their centuries-long battle they can renew Republicans and Democrats put among the stock So they can show the colony all about gridlock The colony can demonstrate old Earth’s worth Of the familiar woes of men they’ll be no dearth And so, good people of today, what do you say? Let’s hurry up and to Mars put them on their way © 2010 Elton Camp |
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Added on December 6, 2010Last Updated on December 6, 2010 AuthorElton CampRussellville, ALAboutI am retired from college teaching/administration and writing as a hobby. My only "publications" are a weekly column in our local newspaper. Most of my writing is prose, but I do produce some "poetr.. more..Writing
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