A Mouse in the HouseA Poem by Elton CampKill the pest at your peril.A Mouse in the House
By Elton Camp Few houses occasional mice lack They squeeze through a tiny crack They’re known for keeping quiet And for staying mostly out of sight What had nibbled the loaf of bread? That it was a mouse, I sure did dread Then I found the clear proof I did need On the counter, some little black seed The mouse had left this little token For sure, he was not housebroken Saw a streak, small and brown scurry The critter was surely in a big hurry And then myself I could not longer kid Of a pesky mouse I just had to be rid Although PETA might not much approve Dead or alive, the mouse I would move I baited several mousetraps with cheese “All right, varmint, take a bite of these.” The next day I found what I did dread Traps thrown, but the mouse not dead The only thing that I had really done Was feed him so faster he could run The mouse I saw in the living room I quietly slipped out a got the broom To the SPCA, maybe was a crime But I would be rid of him this time Swat and slam right to his head This time the nuisance lay dead To none my act would I dare confess Or I might get into some terrible mess The animal rights would be aghast “ Duty to the mouse you did pass.” Perhaps next time I’ll nab him alive Then see just how long he’ll survive If I release the little old mouse Into one of those folk’s house (In fairness to PETA, they are mainly opposed to glue traps for mice, but this does show the radical nature of the organization in that it would make killing of household pests an issue. Surely we can decide such matters ourselves without their help. Could limited resources be better spent relieving human suffering?)
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Added on December 5, 2010 Last Updated on December 5, 2010 AuthorElton CampRussellville, ALAboutI am retired from college teaching/administration and writing as a hobby. My only "publications" are a weekly column in our local newspaper. Most of my writing is prose, but I do produce some "poetr.. more..Writing
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