The Internet Life of Buxom Bertha

Bertha had a secret life

 

The Internet Life of Buxom Bertha

 

By Elton Camp

 

Bertha’s nineteen she always will mention

She certainly know how to get attention

 

She goes to pick-up sites every day

There, her many charms to display

 

Her enticing measurements she’ll share

To boast of her strong libido does dare

 

“Oh, John, I just can’t wait to meet you.

Please tell me everything you’d do!”

 

She knows exactly the right things to say

To keep mens’ attention coming her way

 

But to meet in person she will delay

“My husband I feel a bit bad to betray”

 

However, bawdy talk is her chief delight

For which she’s online both day and night

 

All who respond she’s able to deceive

That it’s true, she almost does believe

 

Her pictures are taken from a porn site

She is shapely, beautiful, a pure delight

 

She’s a fiftyish housewife in reality

The most obese you’ll ever see

 

Bertha takes a break to mop the floor

Then she hurries right back for more

 

Reviews

[alanwgraham]

Good Elton. Lighthearted, humerous and true to life. (I'm not admitting anything!) Its always good to have a funny punchline at the end. I think you might improve on verse three line 2 although I MAY BE MISREADING IT. It's always a challenge when you have a rhyming scheme to follow.
Regards,
Alan

[Elton Camp]

Thanks. I revised the line in question. Is it any better?

[alanwgraham]

Great! I think that's better.
Alan

[Sami Khalil]

An interesting poem. Thank you for sharing...:)