April Fools Day

This would be the ultimate in cruel April Fools Day jokes... Don't try this at home kids!!!

April Fools Day

 

I hate reading

Music is pointless

I really don’t care about your problems

I tell my boyfriend I love him

But he’s just a toy

Shut the f**k up and leave me along about it

I don’t know why I write

It’s useless!

I guess I’m just trying to follow a crowd

Your drama gets so f*****g old

My heart’s grown so f*****g cold to it

You say I need an attitude adjustment

I say shove it up your a*s

And bounce

I’m not gonna cook

I’m not gonna clean

I’m just gonna lay around

And make everybody else

Do everything for me

This is me for today

I know it’s mean

But tonight

I’ll be back to my old self again

And when everybody wonders

What the hell happened to me

I’ll simply tell them

Happy April Fools!

Author's Note

Everything before the reveal is totally the opposite of me and how I really feel. I could never actually pull this prank off, I'm not that mean, nor am I that good of an actress. I apologize if I offended anyone with this, it was unintentional. Remember, this is not real!!! I'm in no way like this!!!

Reviews

[Thomas Fitzgerald]

INDEED!

[Elizabeth Porterfield]

I really do hope that I didn't offend you Thomas... If I did I apologize:(

[Thomas Fitzgerald]

Of course you didn't!

[Elizabeth Porterfield]

Ok, good:) Were you saying indeed to the "Don't try this at home kids" warning then?

[Rekain]

(O_O)

[Elizabeth Porterfield]

wtf??????