That HilbillyA Poem by ElijahA random funny storyMe and Ret the hilbilly were having a conversation And I was almost overcome with madness & frustration I was interviewing him while he was playing his Banjo He was so dumb everyone thought of him as a weirdo One of my questions, " Have you lived here all your life Ret?" He responded as I would think, " Well no not yet!" I also asked him, " How do you sit on that chair with two legs?" He said, " We have two of our own so why do we need four pegs!" On the golf corse the other day a guy yelled at him, " FORE!" The hillbilly yells back at him, " You better stop badgering me before I give you a sore!" The only instrument he can not play is the Mountain Dulcimer But he's so stupid if you mention it he'll say, " What is that, a type of fur?" I said, "no you stupid idiot it's a Kentucky intrument." He said, " Huh, why would I play a inscent?" I said no to him one more time and spelled it our for him And he randomly said, " I need to clean up." and jumped in the creek like a idiotic dimwit! I told him what a dunce he was and then I said good bye He said, " this isn't good I was about to drink my rye." I said, " How can you afford rye you don't even have a job?" He said, " Well I make a livin' of selling old corn cobs." I had had enough and I started to walk away And the only thing that he said that made sence was, " Good riddance and good day!"
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6 Reviews Added on April 3, 2009 Last Updated on April 4, 2009 AuthorElijahAboutHumorous WritesApr 21, 2009 - May 4, 2009 Toung Twisters!May 2, 2009 - May 10, 2009 more..Writing
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