Chapter seventeen

Brit's Point of View

"Now repeat after me: I understand why it was not appropriate to bite a person because they tried to take my biscuits and I will never slap, punch, bite, shoot, pinch, shove and/or aim a knife at Ty again, ok? Do you understand?" Liam scolds staring down at me while Glynnie calms down in the corner. Apparently I am now five years old and need to be put on the naughty step. I mean all I did was bite him a few times and maybe a few other things, okay so maybe it was a lot of other things. I think they are still patching him up. His fault, he was annoying me and then he tried to touch my biscuits. No one touches my biscuits.

"Brittany do you understand?" Glynnie yells, yay they are once again the babysitting duo, instead of one babysitting and the other having a slight mental breakdown. "I understand, but it is still completely his fault," I mutter standing up only to be shoved back down. Yipedee doo here comes to annoying circus. " May I remind you that you almost killed him over something as petty as a biscuit," Glynnie screams getting up in my face. Biscuits are not petty, they are very important, more than Blondie.

"Okay don't get your panties in a twist," I shout standing back up.

"Sit down now," Glynnie roars shoving me back down. This is really starting to get old now. "You will apologise to Ty now, you will say sorry and you are going to sound sincere," Glynnie shouts. Wow someone really is in a bad mood today. "Fine I will apologise to the idiot but don't expect me to be sincere and Officer next time you even think of getting into my personal space like that you will find yourself worse off than Blondie ," I snap back shoving past him to get to the kitchen.

"Blondie I am sorry you are such an idiot that you tried to touch my biscuits, basically forcing me to almost kill you," I yell turning round to walk out. "And............," Glynnie says turning me back round. Stupid babysitter/ annoying person. "Fine I am sorry that I bit you...... and tried to stab you," I mutter glaring at Glynnie out of the side of my eye before storming out.

"Woah, Brit... uh Di wait up," Jacob shouts, ugh seriously I swear to caffeine if he is going to lecture me I will jump out of the nearest window. "Hey so can I come in?" He asks motioning into the... my room. "Uhh yeah sure come on in," I say opening up the door.

"So what can I do for you?" I ask, I haven't really had a chance to talk to him or Mike, Apparently the teachers at school hate me. Five pieces of homework in two days, it is so unfair, how do they know that I don't have a life, I could be doing something extremely important, I mean I'm not but they don't know that, I could be. "We were all wondering if you wanted to come to the beach with us? We thought it would be you know a fun day out type thing," Jacob asks.

"I would but I don't have a swimming costume or anything, so sorry," I apologise, well no harm in not going, I can watch tv, Oooh I can watch that funny show, the one with the two guy who hate each other, I think it's still around, Tay loved it, she would tell me about the latest episode she'd seen.

"Yeah my girlfriend thought of that, she should be here soon," Jacob says awkwardly. Well this isn't awkward at all, it's not like we haven't spoken for two years, wait, girlfriend. I really did miss out on a lot of prime teasing moments "You have a girlfriend? Since when?" I tease shuffling closer. This could be interesting. "Um for uh the last year or so, so um yeah. She's really nice and cute, I think you will like her, her name's Kimberly but she prefers Kim or Kimmy," Jacob mutters going red. Aww.

"You need to get me up to date with everything," I say motioning to a free spot on the bed. "Well Mike has got an on again off again girlfriend, who's kind of nice occasionally, who am I kidding? she's a royal pain in the butt. She's a massive snob and just plain annoying, which is why she's never around here because we kind of banned her from the house. We bought this place as you can see. We all chipped in and managed to buy the house. Andy hasn't really changed that much, he's gotten more serious but that's not really any different, so yeah," Jacob explains looking round.

"Yoohoo," someone screams, because that's such a normal pitch. That really sounded like a girl, I bet it was actually Blondie, he does scream like a little girl. " In here," Jacob shouts back looking happier. So this must be the girlfriend. "Hey Jakey, get out, we have things to discuss, hey you must be Brit, I'm Kim, Jacob get out now," a small redhead screams. I don't think she even took a breath. Impressive, very impressive, slightly scary but still impressive. "Hi Kim," I mumble as Jacob goes out looking scared. I agree with him on that, she does seem kind of scary. "Right this is for you, wear it or else," she says throwing a plastic bag at me and walking out of the room. Ok then, opening the bag I pull out the swimsuit.

"I am not wearing this," I yell glaring at the thing from the bag, that thing cannot be classified as a swimsuit. "Yes you are," Kim sings back, she sounds so nice, but the words are so evil. "No I am not," I shout back. The "swimsuit" is basically a bikini that looks about 18 sizes too small, and I have no idea where your head is meant to go, there are weird stringy bits at what looks like the top. It is truly disturbing, I may get nightmares if I wear this. "YES. YOU. ARE," Kim screams storming into the room with a face like thunder. "You will wear it or I will eat the biscuits you apparently love so much," She smirks, oh that's evil. Glaring at her I grab the bag and stand up from the bed. "Fine," I give in, she is threatening the lives of my biscuits, what else am I meant to do?

"Ok Damon, Liam, Mase, John, Brit, Jacob and Kim you are in the SUV," Andy yells walking to his car. Thank you dear brother for asking who I wanted to go with, it shows how much you truly value my opinion. "Can I...." I say "No," Glynnie cuts me off, rude I could have been saying something extremely important. "You didn't even know what I was going to say," I snap glaring at him, he is so annoying. "You were going to ask to drive and Liam and I have had a conversation and decided that you will no longer be driving the car or sitting in the passenger seat for safety reasons, both because you drive like a crazy woman and because of the risk from Max," Glynnie reels off, okay that so sounds practiced and I am such a safe driver, how is that fair. "I will have you know I passed my test with flying colours actually, the instructor said I was an amazing driver and as for the risk of Max, how many times do I have to tell you before you get it through your thick skulls, his men won't kill me they aren't allowed to, Max will want to save that delight for himself and I can handle myself," I snap shoving past him and getting in the drivers seat.

"Brittany get out," Liam scolds, since when was he my father?

"Nope," I say popping the P.

"Brittany," Glynnie yells trying to tug me out. Oh no he didn't.

"Why don't you keep you hands to yourself Officer," John snaps removing Glynnie's hand from my arm as he and Mase block Liam and Damon from getting near me. "You are not her bodyguards, we are so if you would move out of the way so we can do our jobs it would be appreciated," Glynnie says.

"Actually we are, we have been her protection detail for longer than you so why don't you get in the car and we can leave, Di shove over I'll drive, I may not agree with everything they said but they are right about your driving and the only reason you passed the test was because the guy was on Max's payroll," Mase says shoving me over. What is everyone's problem with my driving? so I may break a few laws here and there and sometimes I don't stick exactly to the speed limit but I've never killed anyone due to my driving, maybe it came close a few times but they didn't die or get that badly injured, it was only a couple of broken ribs and a broke arm and that one guy with the anyway not the point. The point is that I am a very safe driver, most of the time.

I climb over the middle into the passenger seat as everyone gets in the car, "Oh my gosh you guys have a lot of drama and I'm a girl, believe me I know drama and you are on another level of drama," Kim rambles, well at least we didn't have to drive with Blondie.