Bella's Revenge

Bella POV

 

   I sat in my room in our little cottage I got for my 19 birthday. Reneesme was with Rosalie today in their house so I could.... plan. I wanted revenge on Edward, my love, for making me loose in the game we played. But I don't know how yet... Edward can't read my mind so I didn't have to worry and he went out hunting with Emmett, Jasper, Carlisle today. I let Alice in on my plans so she don't have to worry. And speaking of Alice, she just barged through the door.

    I looked up at her with wonder. "if I had to guess, you saw what my plan would be right?" I hope I'm right. I can't think of anything, well not yet at least.

     Alice was jumping up and down. "Yep. Bella you are so an evil genius!"

     I gave her the crazy look. Then, an idea popped in my head. I grinned an evil smile. "Excelenttt......" Time to put my revenge into action.

     Alice gave me a phone book. I looked up who I wanted and grabbed my cell phone out.

 

Edward POV

 

      I just finished up my fifth mountain lion. I think I was done. My stomach had enough blood and my eyes were now a pure sparkling gold. I don't think they can get any golder. Carlisle, Jasper, and Emmett were far from done.

      I ran over to Carlisle who was just finishing up bear. "I'm going to go back. I can't eat anymore."

      Carlisle looked at me to make sure I was done. He looked up at my pure golden eyes and nodded. "Alright. We'll be hee for about another 2 hours. We'll meet you back later."

       I nodded and ran towards home. I was about a mile away and I caught Alice's mind. She was singing the llama sing. That usually means that something is up that she's not telling me. I ran up to her who was humming to the song.

      I crossed my arms across my chest. "Alright Alice. What's going on?"

      Alice looked up at me while her spiky hair went back on her face. "Nothing. Oh and someone's here to see you. They're over there." She pointed to a big willow tree. I raised an eyebrow cause why would someone hide behind a tree? I caught there scent and it was human. Why would a human hide behind a tree?

       I went to the tree. Standing there was a big guy with a cigar in his mouth. He had black messy hair and piercing black eyes. Then 3 other guys who looked similar to him were next to him. I think I recognized them...

      The big guy spoke. "I belive...you owe us something...."

      "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

Alice POV

 

     As I tryed my best to keep a composed face, Edward screamed and ran yelling, "THE MAFIA IS COMING!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" He ran far into the woods toward the cottage just like we hoped. The American Mafia came out and started to laugh quietly. I gave them high fives and put 5000 dollars into each hand.

 

Bella POV

 

     I tried to compse myself as Edward barged through the door. Reneesme was with me reading a book. Edward ran screaming into our room and came out with three bags. He grabbed me and Reneesme.

     "Edward....whats going on?" I asked in the best worried voice I could.

      Edward looked at me and our daughter with blazing eyes full of horror. "T-t-they're COMING!!! The mafia is after me!!!!!!!!!!"

       I told Nessie about this so she said, "Dad relax. Oh and someone's here to see you."

       Edward put us down and went into the kitchen. There on the chairs, was the Italian Mafia. They got up and started to him. They said in an Italian accent, "We came here to collect...."

        "AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

        He ran out and grabbed us and ran out the door with the bags.

 

Edward POV

 

      I ran and ran. No way in hell will they get me or my family. I ran into the forest and Bella and Nessie were trying to break free. I stopped in front of new people. They wore balck outfits and had really scary faces. They spoke, or the leader did.

        "Edward Cullen.... you owe us something...."

        "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"

      I ran again and I came to a dead end. A wall of rocks blocked us and we couldn't get through. I put my family down and looked ahead. The Mafias were crowding around us. I pulled out my weapon. My watergun filled with vaniella icing. I aimed ready to pull the triger. "W-W-WHAT DO YOU WANT!?"  I couldn't get my sentence out.

      My weapon was taken by the Italian Mafia and thrown across the forest. I sank down into a ball. "D-don't hurt me! I'll do anything ANYTHING!!!" I began sobbing.

       I heard my wife. "Alright I think he learned his leason!"

 

Bella POV

 

     I started laughing with Nessie and the Mafias. Edward looked at us bewildered. Alice came and was on the floor laughing. I looked at Edward trying to control myself. "Edward... they are not gonna hurt you."

     Edward went bugged eyed. "What the hell.... I need an explanation here!!!!"

      I laughed and looked at them. "Alright Edward this is the American Mafia. They do mean business but I called them and payed them to help me. And this really isn't the real Italian Mafia..."

       Then, the "Italian" Mafia took off their masks and reveled themselves as... the Volturi. Aro, Caius, Marcus, and Jane. Alice was video taping cause Edward's face was priceless.

        "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!" he screamed.

        Aro was the one to speak. "Well dear Edward, your wife Bella was mad at you for beating her in the game. She called us to diguise ourselves as the Italian Mafia and she called the real American Mafia to help also. She did this for revenge and she used your greatest fear for it."

       Edward couldn't speak then he laughed. "O My God! Ok that I deserved... but one question."

         We all looked at him.

       "What about the other Mafia... the Candian Mafia....."

        I looked at him and then at the others. There was another Mafia he Candian Mafia. "Um.....I never called them... Alice?"

        "Nope, " she said. "Nessie?"

        Nessie shook her head. "I swear I didn't!"

         We looked at the leader of the Candian Mafia. He spoke. "Edward Cullen you owe us.... for real....."

         "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

          He ran off leaving everything behind.

          I looked at them. "What's he owe you for?"

         The leader said, "He wanted us to kill that vampire James.... he never paid the price...."

         "Ohh......"

Author's Note

lol hope u liked it. beware the mafia..... dont pay the price you will die lol. idk i thought mafai ws a funny term.

Reviews

[gabby]

that is soooooooooo funny..lol

[Martina]

lol! Funny lol lol!!! That was like totally crazy but not as funny as the others I've read of yours! keep up the good work lauren!!!!!!!!!

[Papercuts.Hate.You.Too]

haha!!! your so crazy!!!! Im scared of the mafia!! They might kill me!!!!
lol!!!!!!
Luv,Leylia :)

[Renesmee Carlie Cullen]

What's a mafia? and LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!