The "Why" Game

It was lunch time at school. Bella, Edward, Alice, Jasper, Emmett, and Rosalie had untouched trays of food in front of them. Bella looked over at Edward and noticed that he was stabbing an apple really hard with a plastic knife, surprised that he hasn't broke the knife yet with his strength, considering they are all vampires.

 

Bella: "Um.. Edward. Why are you stabbing an apple with a plastic knife?"

Edward: "Why are you wondering? I got a life too you know leave me alone!!!"

Bella: "O....k...?"

Alice: "Well, we only have 20 minutes left. Let's play they "why" game!"

Jasper: "Why?"

Alice: "Because it's fun!"

Rosalie: "Why?"

Edward: "Cause there is nothing else to do."

Emmett: (grinning) "Why?"

Rosalie: "Beacuse this school is boring."

Bella: "Why?"

Alice: "Blame the board of education."

Edward: "Why?"

Jasper: "Cause they make the rules."

Emmett: "Why?"

Rosalie: Because the government says so."

Bella: "Why?"

Jasper: "Because our president says so."

Emmett: "Why?"

Alice: "Because God says so."

Edward: "Wait... I'm God!"

 

Everyone just stared at him like he just took a train to the land of retards.

 

Rosalie: "Why?"

Edward: "I don't know!"

Bella: "Why?"

Edward: "Again. I don't know!"

Bella: (stands up) "Ok. You have to be the biggest retard ever!"

 

Edward, Alice, Jasper, Rosalie, and Emmett jabbed a finger at Bella.

 

All Except Bella: "Ha you lose! You can't respond withou saying "why"!"

 

Bella just stared at them. Then she picked up her tray of food and before she left, she turned towards Edward.

 

Bella: "I'll get you one day Edward Anthony Masen!"

 

Then she stormed out the door with fury. Wow she has problems! God!

 

Edward: "I love it when she gets angry..."

Emmett: "Wh-"

Everyone Except Emmett: "ENOUGH!"

Author's Note

hope you liked it! more to come soon and i got an idea for bella to get back at edward lol

Reviews

[gabby]

dats funny edward's a retard lol

[gabby]

thats soo funny i lyk that edward acts retarded lol

[Starting Over]

Loved it... so funny!

[Martina]

lol love the why game :D great work ahahaaaaaa