Apologise

Not likely

Apologise? 

You don't deserve it

You do? For what?

For what I did?

Hush, it wasn't that bad

It was?

Oh, it didn't look too bad, to me anyway

Because I wasn't in the same position as you?

No, but I was watching

Not watching?

I suppose not, I was getting involved

Oh dear, that was a very rude word that came from your mouth

Again? I might have to clean your mouth out soon

Don't speak in that tone dear, you deserved it, think of it as justice

Don't be silly, I won't do it again, and if I did you wouldn't feel it

Why not? Well...

You'd be dead.