Snow Drifts In Florida

Silly state, silly laws, but sorry. No snow.

Snow Drifts In Florida

Snow covered mountains drift off to sleep

Hover over Florida, the alligator sex free state

People prefer hurricanes to Tsunami waves

To earthquakes, to shaking hands in public

And must we remind you to be good

Accosting porcupines from behind is lewd

Laws are on the books if you care to look

From far away you can visit Florida

Bring a map full of lines drawn flat

Bring your own valley if you must

You can never have enough

Snow not only drifts in Florida

It flows with traffic when it stops

Mountains have found a home also

Somewhere near you we suppose