Pregnant Without A Parent Reason

The joy of childbirth no matter who or what or how or why.

Pregnant Without A Parent Reason

All men are created equal

All men are women in the womb

With babies born inside their minds

Delivered in flight by penguin equity

All women are men with inverted appendages

Who have pronouns instead of names

Amazon drops off packages at their doorsteps

On purpose, special deliveries

At the end of the flat Earth streets

No matter what gender you are

You are a pregnant superstar

Companies come in the morning to give birth

Not to Jesus but to rainbow coalitions

On the condition that you step outside yourself

Follow them to a world of fluffy stuff

Full of marshmallows, unicorns and Oreo cookies

Oreo says, “Transgenders exist”

A cookie fixation, that’s the fix

Steeped in power, keeping the clouds at bay

Vanilla is a way to stay happy happy joy joy

Everyone comes in one size, supersize

One must keep an open mind to be woke

One must wake up first to be Woke

A condition that has no cure at first

Until someone gives birth

But who knows who or why

Reviews

[Lisasview]

Hi Earl, Interesting read for me this afternoon here in Spain...
Very thought provoking to say the least..
Your point was well taken...
Lisa, on the computer

[Earl Schumacker]

I Lisa, Thank you. When I heard and read that Oreo, (A cookie company), was getting involved in political commentary and the Woke movement, I thought it was hysterical. Making a stupid comment like, "Trans people exist" is stating the obvious. It is like saying, "Milk comes from cows." Dah!..... (Milk goes good with Oreo cookies.) They should stick to making cookies. Have a wonderful day. Take care, Earl

[Chris Shaw]

I have to say Earl, I am completely at a loss with the woke agenda. It seems the views of a small minority are now more important than the rest. When people aren't prepared to define what a woman is for of fear of causing offence to those who weren't born with a vagina, oops, there you go I said it, so have now been put in the naughty corner by some. Everything about the woke agenda stinks. I support equality in every way for each person, however they define themselves, but this ridiculous woke agenda which has done away with free speech is only fit for the dustbin. Oh Earl my friend, you have allowed me space for a little rant. Bless your cotton socks :) Hope you are doing well.

Chris

[Earl Schumacker]

Hi Chris, It is so nice to hear from you. How did you know that I would be wearing cotton socks at this very moment? They happen to be white. Oops! I shouldn't have said white. That is racist. I'm going to have to find a new pronoun to describe them. Maybe I'll call them Zhe or Za. "Ze my cotton socks?" Yes. That sounds about right. Have a wonderful day. Take care. Earl

[Chris Shaw]

Thank you my my friend. Enjoy your weekend:)