Hurricane Cigar Ash ProtectorA Story by Earl SchumackerA product that all citizens from every country needs...Right now! Especially those from non smoking countries.Hurricane Cigar Ash Protector
Everyone needs a Hurricane Cigar Ash Protector. You need a hurricane cigar ash protector right now!
When was the last time you stepped outside in the middle of a hurricane only to find your cigar ash blown off your cigar? When was the last time you went outdoors in the middle of a major earthquake only to find your cigar ash shaken not stirred?
Well worry no more. With the new and improved state of the art, ingenuously designed HCAProtector device you can feel safe and secure.
It is a technically crafted device made from the best plastics and metals known to mankind according to the friends of NASA. You too could become a friend of NASA. All you have to do is hold your breath and then scream out loud, “I wish I were a friend of NASA!” and voila! You become their friend too..
Buy Buy Buy right now this very second! Buy one at the low low price of only $2,000.00 dollars. Get the second one for double the price or more. That’s right. Only $6,000.00 gets you everything you ever desired in life.
Hurricane Cigar Ash Protector comes with absolutely no money back guarantee but you do get a free plastic carry bag and our best wishes for a happy day.
All cigar smokers and aficionados know how important it is to keep your ash intact to enjoy the full flavor of your favorite cigar. The aerodynamically designed device with its protective plastic shield, gyroscopic mechanics and venting capabilities will keep your cigar and ash safe from all wind and earth shaking contingencies and inconveniences.
The next time you step outside into a cat 5 hurricane your cigar and ash will be safe, secure and happy. You, on the other hand will most likely be dead, blown away never to return but not to worry. Your HCAP will survive for someone else, perhaps a stranger, to enjoy this new invention that is necessary for everyone including you. © 2021 Earl Schumacker |
StatsAuthorEarl SchumackerAtlantic City, NJAboutB.A. Degree in Literature and Language. I enjoy writing short stories, poetry, novels and keeping up with new scientific discoveries. I enjoy philosophy and Art appreciation. more..Writing
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