List Of False Logic Tautologies

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List Of False Logic Tautologies

Tautologies always repeat themselves in sequential order

All philosophies revolve around the suns of tautologies

There are endless suns orbiting Earth all named Henry

Shoes wear feat and feat wear shoes to bed

Vending machines dispense Pez and Pez does likewise

All time machines are created equal

Total eclipses happen seven days a week in Egypt

Egypt is a word without letters or envelopes

Everything is closed in an open universe

Thursdays are open to suggestions of being months

That time of month is not this one but another

All things being equal are equal to one when added to two

All people are one foot tall and only come in one color

Yellow is God's favorite color but not on Sunday

Three thousand pounds of feathers is never enough

Governments are worth their weight in gold

If you sell your children you will go to heaven twice

Everything on this list is true and leads to enlightenment

Why else would someone write it

Why else would anyone read it through

*In logic, a tautology is a formula that is true in every possible interpretation. Philosopher Ludwig Wittgenstein first applied the term to redundancies of propositional logic in 1921.