Gun Control

For a better nights sleep

Gun Control

Hold guns like bibles in both hands

Aim them in the air in any direction

For fun at parties invite them along

Polish off a bottle of whiskey first

Keep ammo in mayonnaise jars

For freshness cradle them like babies

If you must take guns to bed with you

Never feed them bullets after dark

Make sure they are warm and comfy

And bring their own blankets and pillows

To cover loud noises

To avoid indigestion

Remember guns kill

Keep them away from pickles in the fridge

And from children for their own protection

Read the directions on the box

Throw the manual in the fire place

Not the gun because that is dangerous

Gun control is like mind control

You must first have one to use it

Both come with sensitive triggers

With no warranties or returns to life

No money back guarantees

Reviews

[Chris Shaw]

I have to say Earl, that I am happy we don't have to consider gun control in our daily lives in our neck of the woods. My mind boggles at the number of lives lost in the States. People who have mental illnesses seem to be able to access guns, and children in their own homes become casualties. This poem brings it home to me, how lucky we are. Well conveyed lines on a topical subject. All good wishes

Chris

[Earl Schumacker]

Hi Chris,
Thank you so much for your thoughts. I have had people pull guns and knives on me in the past. It is no fun. I grew up in Atlantic City NJ. It was a very dangerous place. It is my experience that most people are good. Life is a fragile ephemeral thing. Glad you enjoyed my off beat take on this very serious matter. Have a great day. Earl

[Chris Shaw]

It is a serious matter Earl and you sound as though you have had some lucky escapes.

Chris

[Earl Schumacker]

I am lucky.....I am alive.... I was the fastest runner in school and I know how to talk and say the right thing. If not I would be dead...Thanks again. Earl

[Chris Shaw]

Thank goodness you have those skills Earl. They have served you well :)