Cup Of Coffee

Kitchen etiquette

Cup Of Coffee

Every morning I cup my hands together

Not pointed up to heaven

But in the opposite direction of sincerity

Martha pours hot scalding coffee into them

Into the valley I created made of flesh and blood
I pray for our protection as the liquid flows

Trembling, it is too much for me to hold

Hands weren't meant for drinking from

Are not a proper receptacle for fluids

She screams holly hell when it falls

Calls me incompetent and lazy

A misuser of liquids and beverages, a fluid loser

The floor is no place to have your morning drink

A proper cup of coffee in a copper cup would do

I think

Author's Note

Authors note: Please exercise extreme caution when ever handling hot beverages. Example: hot coffee. Never use your hands. Utilize a receptacle designed for such product consumption. Use a condom or 2 if you must but it is not suggested for simply drinking coffee.
Drinking coffee should be pleasurable experience. Lets see what we can do.