To Kill A Cow

What's for dinner?

To Kill A Cow

Cars run down the road to New York City

Looking for cattle

There must be another way to make hamburgers

Not too many pastures in Manhattan

Traffic won't permit it

Going zero miles per hour is no way to hunt for dinner

What's McDonald’s secret

They sell billions every year

People in India are vegetarians

Animals have souls and ancestry

Cows carry signs in the city

“No buns or bumpers”

“Beep if you love Jesus”

Author's Note

Always remember to wear your seat belt and bring plenty of ketchup and mustard where every you go.

Reviews

[Jim Slaughter]

I'm not sure I'll ever be able to look at a Big Mac the same way again, Earl, after reading this really darkly delightful piece. Love your "quirky" sense of humor. I doubt if cows would feel the same, although New York City sign carrying ones may view things differently.

[Earl Schumacker]

Hi Jim, Thank you. Glad you enjoyed it. Cows have a cruel life. It is hard for them to carry signs. (No fingers or toes.) They are fat. They should be thin with all the vegetation they eat all day. They are not fender friendly and they end up on buns and for some strange reason they never eat burgers. Poor critters. They don't know what they are missing. Some one give them a shake! Thanks again. Have a great week end. Earl

[Nisreen]

This is comedy at its best
Really funny
Mc Donalds is no cow meat :)

[Earl Schumacker]

Hi Curiosity, Thank you so much. Glad you enjoyed it. I try to keep it short and sweet and meatless. Have a great week end. Take care. Earl