Buy New Blue Chips

A product that everyone needs

Buy New Blue Chips

New Blue Chips come in flip top boxes

Sealed at the bottom for your protection

Manufactured as uneatable so don't eat them

Don't eat them because I said so

Teeth will break on contact

Make crashing sounds like asteroids on impact

Are harder than granite rocks

But softer than a diamonds soul

Are kept in stock for no particular reason

Sold because they have no shelf life

And must fly off the shelf right now

Use dynamite to remove them from the store

Use milk so only white remains

New Blue Chips are not crackers

But will comply with company rules

Purchase them today at markets

Don't be fooled by any other product

This is your destiny

This is your goal in life

I insist that you buy them

Buy them right now

Author's Note

You must buy New Blue Chips right now! Everyone must have and own New Blue Chips. There is no greater decision to be made. There is only one choice...New Blue
chips... Get the picture?

Reviews

[Lyn Anderson]

You are only missing the disclaimer, and the possible health hazards and or side effects.:)