Guns Knife Cinnamon Buns

The proper use of butter

 

Keep guns out of the hands of children

Keep children out of the hands of guns

Use a knife

To butter cinnamon buns

Cinnamon buns taste better baked

Are not useful for robbing banks

Guns don't kill people

Cinnamon buns don't either

Use a knife

With butter to do it right

Author's Note

This is an instructional poem on the proper use of fire arms and butter. (Please handle your butter carefully at all times....especially in public.)

Reviews

[Lyn Anderson]

A clever poem, with a deeper message in the underneath. I have sat down with many a rational person who thinks it logical to keep firearms handy -- If a firearm had been handy in my house, I would be dead, or in jail. Butter knives require a rethink, firearms it's a little late to rethink once you pull the trigger.

[Earl Schumacker]

Hi KL, Thanks! I have never fired or owned a gun. I've had cinnamon buns though. Both are probably bad for your health. At least with the buns you die a slow happy death. Have a gun free, high calorie bun free day. Take care. Earl

[Lyn Anderson]

Yes, and the damage from a cinnamon bun can be mitigated by a good work out.:)