WARNING - Lizards Don't Smoke

A public service announcement

WARNING - Lizards Don't Smoke

This is a non-smoking area

Lizards keep out

Smoking is bad for your health

Long tongues and swerving bodies are not welcome

Cold blooded creatures beware

Strike matches elsewhere, (California has sanctuary zones)

Surgeon generals are lined up against you

To decapitate your kind, decaffeinate your sodas

Next on the list are turtles and frogs

Fat reptiles are not permitted in NY City

Smokers will be executed then put on trial

Liberals are coming after you

They love endangered species

Ash trays are ornamental

Kept in museums next to dinosaurs

It was not asteroids that killed the ancient lizards

Butt cigarettes without filters

Author's Note

This is a public service announcement that should not be entertained. (It has already been amused.)