WIMMIN--(1)

 

WIMMIN

 

What I think is prob irrelevant

But who knows

Some wooman out in the nether

Prob thinks of me

 

What I think is they`re inscrutable

Nice but a mystery

They got soft skin and sweet lips

But theres a hunk of iron inside

 

If they`re so sweet how come

You can toss one in a cage with a 

Lion and he`ll come fly`n out

With no pants and a sheepish grin

 

Guess lions know wimmin better`n me

I just grovel and smile and say ok

But a lion got a real technique

It starts out with a purrrr

 

Then it goes to a lot of lick`n and belly

scratchin stuff most men don`t know about

First thing ya know he`s like tamed and

She`s in love

 

---- Eagle Cruagh

 

Reviews

[AYVID N]

I envy poets who can say exactly what's on their mind with such elan and such flair! You hit the nail on the head about women with this incredibly clever and articulate poetry. I cannot agree more!

It was a great read. Do give us more of such witty and amusing pieces. :)

[Androglossia]

Now, there are smart women and smartass women. Every lion wants to have a smart woman, but not a smartass woman. The one that's "tossed in a cage with a lion and he'll come fly`n out with no pants and a sheepish grin" must be a smart woman. LOL, I liked this write and irony within.

[quinfinn]

you ain't lion! this is so funny i almost spewed my inexpensive beer onto my keyboard. a very clever and analytical write...from the layman's point of view it seems. well met, poet!

[jdr / Jennifer]

Great write- I like this piece. Very unique & entertaining... You always know how to make us smile... ;)

[Rogue]

Hahahahaha
This is extremely unique. Such thoughts and wording on the flights of female fancy. :)
I enjoyed this thoroughly!