OLD MAN NOT

OLD MAN NOT

 

Flagrant fragrant fella

Looks like a kid

Wishes he done stuff

That he never did

 

He is genitally mature

That means a geezer

Means out of circulation

for the gurls

 

I just read a poem

And had a raucous laugh

It was called Old Man

They did`nt bring his staff

 

It was sad you would thought

Him  dead

Little did the writer know

What was in the oldies head

 

You think at ninety they all go

Holly Mollie get a life

The old guy is full of fun

He just aint look`n for a wife

 

I could carry this on and on

But there`s a lot of you that know

You have been with a geezer

And You know a real man

Is not just for show

 

----- Eagle Cruagh

Reviews

[Rogue]

Okay, what is the legal definition of old exactly?

-looks that up-

Hey! It says here you have to be at least 100 to be qualified as an "antique". In the meantime we are all still considered "collectables". :D

I am smiling as always after reading one of these pieces of yours.

[iliOZ]

now you made me to check my age, so i pulled my driver's license
glad to report that i am not old
nor will i ever be...
to be honest...?
i remember when air was clean and sex was dirty
~OZ

[Trigorin]

Not bad, and you've definitely painted a vivid and lasting image. Fun little piece, but with a hint of seriousness - well done.

[Yellow Butterfly]

A quirky little read in ode of full of beans OAP's..... OLDER AMOROUS PHILANDERER.

I guess there's a lot of life still left in the old codger....


Well written... and well said.... :O)

[jdr / Jennifer]

Great write, fun, very entertaining. You always know how to make us smile- heck, laugh out loud.

"And You know a real man
Is not just for show"