Crapture(OR a satirical combination of random poetic Ideas that s**t on you twat asses HO HO)

F**k your s**t, HADOUKEN!

Your s**t is sooooo bad..

                      Audience: HOW BAD IS IT?

It’s a vomitous gelatinous mass catastrophe beyond antibiotics

It’s bateri-viral, infecting weak dicks like syphilis

Forced to roll your own Monroe Clone up a hill and crush your soul,

the two bit Sisyphus

Its mediocre cheese doodled scribbles on high school note pages

 

You can’t run with sages

You just S**t covered monkeys raging with broken pencils locked in cages

I wrote The Gospel according to Truth

I believe in the Lured!

I believe that crawling in the smoke veins of black masses lays evil priests with handfuls of young boy’s asses

I believe, ohhhh I beeeelieve

We all gon' move to the waves of the silver lake and the nasty f****r that rows us

We all gon' groove, raves of the killer who finds religion in our reflection in the toilet and shows us

I found the next Ten Commandments, so f**k Moses

And Heaven will be awarded not to who finished but whoever got closest

And up on high beyond the clouds, clamoring trumpets will play in the soldiers

And God will stop dancing the mambo just long enough to hit a blunt (inhale deep…) and ail all that woes us

And pass the s**t to his left and the devil overthrows us

And I await my chance at the biblical straw to sap the Rapture

I’ll be kicked off by a blood pool left to drool over dream genies in teeny tiny bikinis

I’ll get suntans from scriptures written by imagination and solar sin

And my Golden Pearlescent gates won’t like the blasphemers in

Oh you sorry batch of fuckers!

Even Pandora proposed to pop the top on the bottle before my brilliance burst out

And I rose from flies and roaches, even Satan held my cane while I came in her confused countenance

And I play count the suckers with slugs of subliminal sustenance

So hang off my balls and drink my leftover genius

Talentless twats,

I never knew em.

I’ve spilled more innocent blood than a first menstruation (-say it with me- OHHHHHHHHH!!)

 

Ritualistic romance, roaming Rome in search of "no place like home."

Click heels and find the Monroe the wizard,

Slippery like lizards in Vaseline blizzards.

My words are just tomes of immovable moving musical movements

 

Forgotten.

I get it poppin like electric percussion.

Beats so heavy I give titans concussions.

You send messages to mars that goes

“This dude’s on that dust from Neptune's moons!
He airmailed poems, they flew like enchanted brooms
And we all got high like those kids from dune,

Shai Halud!
and finally the galaxy spoke in tunes like the croon of old jazz bassoons.”

Now, I speak in two tongues.

One is grounded like paint by numbers,
the other,
influenced by universe drugs.

 

 

Author's Note

Blah blah blah, shithole

Reviews

[Robin]

props to poppin' the top of the bottle pandora shook , she giggled as her only box spun the same sobbing violin tune as rome burned , Roman apostlism selling one way tickets through pearly gates , ( you must be this high to take this ride ) take 'em - I found heaven on earth , I tired of their yappin' -

welcome back ..

[OT]

response: "OOHHHHHH" lol amen ha

i think this is the song of the war - to plaster on people's faces when they leave their house lol!! EH Monroe is back and back with a vengeance, how we've missed these words of genius... "It’s a vomitous gelatinous mass catastrophe beyond antibiotics"! welcome back oh emo slayer lol

[MuSe Ampoule]

Slayer of Slam is back...ooooooh this was a goodie! F**k you, this was brilliant! Ok, so aside from it being ultimately appropriate for the stupid s**t that was "supposed to happen" this weekend...it also works for the drab nonsense we're all facing. The Blah-blah princesses who have nothing better to do than write their mediocre spit s**t in piss just to whine and moan when we say it stinks...well it does, but this doesn't. One of my favorites E.H. no way could I pick my favorite lines because they're all great....

...well, I do like this:
"I believe in the Lured!" ain't that the truth!!!