Porkchop President

Track off of Alias Punch album#1, Alias Punch

Look at Doug Funny standing in the yard,
He's got an empty leash and he's crying real hard,
Little does he know that his doggy's inside,
A Washington D.C. house painted white,

Everybody's talking about the Porkchop President,
Everybody's talking about the Porkchop President!

He don't need a coat he's got fur so blue,
Mr. Dink's saying, "Gosh! What do we do?"
He don't need to chase his voters into trees,
Yes the press will point out all of his fleas,

Everybody's talking about the Porkchop President,
Everybody's talking about the Porkchop President!

He'll Oval-Office shuffle like you've never seen,
He treats Skeeter right even though his skin's green,
Economy in every other country headache,
But it's alright as long as Patty Mayonnaise gets paid,

Everybody's talking about the Porkchop President,
Everybody's talking about the Porkchop President!
Everybody's talking about the Porkchop President,
Everybody's talking about the Porkchop President!