Pinky Don't Go!

Track off of Alias Punch album#1, Alias Punch. This song was inspired by my uncle, who ran the lawnmower over his toes when he was young.

I've got 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 toes,
Pinky packed her bags,
Said, "Boy, I'm gonna go!"
Pinky, I know I crammed you with the rest,
But, of all my toes,
You were the best,

Hey, Mr. Shoemaker, why's this left shoe so big?
He said, "You're just jealous of my ten toes,
Boy, don't be such a kid!"
You would have thought, with all the souls he sells,
That he would have bought,
One for himself, but oh no!

No, no, no!
Pinky, don't go!
Pinky, don't go!
Come home!
Pinky, don't go!

Hey now, Pinky, why'd you have to go and leave me?
I know I never took you too,
Very seriously,
But, ever since the day that you up and gone,
I can't stand,
Straight on my own,
I'm crooked!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Don't you know I can't walk up and down the street,
Come on back here, Pinky Baby,
Make my feet complete!
I can't stop thinking about your little nail,
I'm in a foot fetish prison,
And I've got no bail,

No, no, no!
Pinky, don't go!
Pinky, come home!
Don't go!
Pinky, don't go!