Stupid Question

Stupid Question

A Story by Dupree
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just a few stupid questions I feel need to be answered

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1) What do women want?

That's an easy answer we don't f*****g know. We Know what we'd like but to be honest half the time what we want is what we know will hurt us.

 

 

2)Should "bros" come before "hoes"?

Now this is a little more complicated. Guys you can't let go of all your friends or turn your backs on them for a girl. BUT you also CAN'T let your friends treat your girl like s**t.

 

3)Describe the perfect date.

An annoying question that women hate being asked. If you want to ttake a girl on a date go one of two ways. First is go with the classics, dinner and a movie or dinner and dancing are both good ideas. Second is be original, but nothing creepy or stupid.

 

4) This one is for the idiots who think it's a good pick up line... Do you believe in love at the first sight?

Okay even if we do believe in it, asking is just pathetic. No respectable guy uses a pick up line, unless it's one that will start an interesting conversation.

© 2010 Dupree


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Question: what if its a dumb conversation but a really brilliant pick-up line?
this is funny and actually skillfully subtle real and captures the moment
and times in slang, you have a way with words, thanks for sharing your talent.

Posted 14 Years Ago


I lol'd

Posted 14 Years Ago


Lol a most unique piece of work. Is this piece addressed to somebody in particular or just anybody?

Posted 14 Years Ago



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Dupree
Dupree

Idiot Central, WV



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