Sitting in my darkened room I was startled from a nap.
I heard a whisper of my name down stairs
and I was down them in a snap.
You and him were gathered around the fire,
in a fiery embrace.
And while he sang a jaunty tune,
you sang Amazing Grace.
Behind you, the Osbournes were on TV,
the picture in picture was Sesame Street.
And I felt both were aimed right at me.
See, the theme for that day was jealousy.
And I was burning green.
I stormed back up the dusty stairs
when they ended Elmo's scene.
I laid back down and slipped back to sleep.
Where I had twisted dreams that you were on to me.
You screamed and raved and pushed away as I sank into the deep.
The nightmares jarred me awake again.
I had only one desire.
I ran back down stairs, in front of God and Big Bird,
I threw him in the fire.