International Flat Earth Society

 

She was a nonconformist

In every definition of the word –

She wore trash bags instead of clothes

And actually read the books assigned

Instead of just the Spark Notes –

And she hated all authority

(Yes, she was an

Anarchist as well).

If a rule was presented,

She would find the one exception

And then refuse to accept that

It worked the other ninety-nine

Percent of the time.

So when her teachers

Argued with her –

“Will you just accept

That the world is round?!”

They exclaimed –

She set out to prove them wrong.

Sure, there were pictures from space

That showed the earth as round,

But how was she to know

That they were not tampered with,

Like so many other pictures these days?

She soon discovered

That other people –

About 3500 of them –

Also refused to accept the “facts”,

And they set out on the journey together.

They gathered the evidence,

The International Flat Earth Society,

And they came together once a year

To present their facts

While enjoying some nice

Homemade cookies

Made by the nonconformist

Especially for the occasion.

 

Reviews

[Andromeda]

i love this!!! hahaha

[Erin Sky]

I love this! (I know, insightful comment, eh?) But its is so cool, I like the voice of it, and of course I see abit of me and mes camarades in it, too.