Introduction

The amazing introduction to my amazing term paper.

 

            CAUTION! There lies within this binder a term paper that is highly intelligent in content and may cause “Term Paper Addiction” whereupon the reader cannot seem to cease in the obsessive reading of this analyzation and explanation of Fyodor Dostoevsky’s astute novel, The Brothers Karamazov. First is a time-line of the events in both Dostoevsky’s life and the world at the time, upon which the reader may begin to show signs of wonderment over the brilliantly set-up depiction of historical facts. Then comes a literary analysis that has been proven to cause the reader to contemplate the meaning of Dostoevsky’s writings and perhaps join in the conclusion that Dostoevsky’s work is a portrayal of the dual natures of lust for power and the ability of self-sacrifice for the betterment of others in nineteenth-century Russian society. After this, there is hidden within the confines of this commendable writing a literary letter, written in the tone of Dostoevsky himself to his own characters about the novel. Be extremely cautious when reading this letter, for it has been known to contain advanced vocabulary just as Dostoevsky’s works do, and these words may cause the reader’s Term Paper Addiction to worsen. Next comes a hand-selected passage from the work that depicts Ivan Fyodorovich’s mental breakdown, followed immediately by an original style analysis of the passage. This analysis is filled with highly contagious commentary about Dostoevsky’s use of diction, details, and syntax to portray the conversation between Ivan and his devil. Combined, all these notable novelties have been known to cause extreme euphoria along with intense incredibility that anyone could write such a term paper, upon which the reader will insist upon giving the writer an A+++ on the assignment. Once contracted, Term Paper Addiction, although not fatal, can never be treated, and so the reader will live the rest of his or her life in awe of the entirety of the following documents.

This is your final warning: Proceed carefully.

Enjoy.

Reviews

[Andromeda]

hahaha. man, my intro stinks in comparison...