Heaven Sin

Just a random bit of thought. Kind of humorous. AP

Standing at the pearly gates,
With cocaine in my eyes.
A basket filled with goodies,
And something fun in mind.
Nestled neatly down inside my basket,
Things that heaven hasn't seen.
A fresh bottle of whiskey,
Psychedelics, pills, and green.
Patiently I wait for him,
To kindly let me in.
What would a Heaven party be,
If not spotted with sin?
Those angels need a little fun,
A party on the side.
Lets make Heaven quite ironic.
Buy the ticket. Take the ride.

What, spirits don't inebriate?
I cannot bring it in?
Eternity outside the gates?
Me and my basket filled with sin?
Oh, you know a couple drunken angels,
Would surely be a sight.
Can I bring my basket in with me,
If only for the night?
I'd like to see a few apostles,
Smoke a little weed.
How epic, oh, the conversation.
Quite hilarious, indeed.
St. Peter, please, try and relax.
Close your eyes and just imagine.
If Jesus dropped some LSD,
What would be his reaction?
Okay, I guess I'll stop right here.
I've gone too far.  I'll say no more.
If you let me slip on through the gates.
I'll leave the basket at the door.

Author's Note

JG, March 2011
Relax. It's a joke. I mean you no harm.

Reviews

[Mary]

wonderful, and probably a more realistic version of whats going on at the pearly gates then we think I can only imagine what wonderful vices and pleasurable experiences only we can experience that we cant wait to show to the beings who think they know what perfectionion is.

[Tricia O'Brien]

Holy hell-youre on it man
i dig!

[Cerebriation]

In my opinion, this is one of the most entertaining ones I have ever written. If you don't mind a long one, check out Pain-Eater

[LA Lorena]

OMG! A brilliantly funny piece!

[Neva Flores Smith - Cha..]

This is superb and definitely made me smile :)

[typingaway]

This is amazing. :') It's comical and it gave me a mental image of a stoned Jesus. :P

Well done, amazing write.:')

[Amy Bumpas]

I love this!! This is probably one of the best poems I have
read in a while on here. The flow, the humor, line from
line they worked well off of each other. I am sure seeing
Heaven that way would surely be a sight indeed LOL!!!

[Chris Smith Welshpoetcs]

I like the madness of this one.

[HB]

NICE. I think think this is the best one you've written in a while. Props!!

[Lily Mae]

I love it for so many reasons...for the work that I do especially..lol.. What I think is we try so hard to get to the state of heaven here because life isn't always easy but when we get to the gates their like oh yeah ...come on in...we've got much better...lol... just me thinking..sorry lol.. ;) xx