A Memoir for a Great Friend

I wrote this a while ago on Facebook for my dearest friend

Ugh I'm getting to be a softy. Unberable. But oh well. Emsies this is for you :D

- sitting in Emily's room going through movies -
Emily: hm.. I have two Holes....
- Emma looks at her like she is about to have a seizure -
- They both burst out laughing until they can't breathe -

- sitting in a large tree, having a picnic -
- Some guy walks by -
Guy: TREE HUGGERS!
- he walks away -
- Same guy walks back and sees a can-
Guy: Hey girls, this had better not be yours!
Us: Umm...It's not. We have a garbage.
Guy: Well OK then as long as it's not yours!
-we stare strangely at him as he walks away -

-On the school roof, Emma starts climbing the walls and pipes. She ends up on the heater and can't get down -
- She finds a way down, then starts to laugh. After a snack, Emily tries it with Emma leading -
-Emily has such a hard time with it, Emma is internally throwing a laughing fit -

- Sitting in Emily's room doing makeup -
Emma: Do I have freaking vampire eyes??
Emily: Whatdya mean?
Emma: Well, like in Underworld. They have cyan eyes. Are mine like that, only darker?
- Emily looks intently at Emma -
Emily: Yes you do! Oh wow cool! What are my eyes like?
- Emma looks at Emily -
Emma: Moss....
Emily: Moss? o.O So what's my name; Moss girl?
- Emma laughs -
Emily: So you're Vampire and Im Moss?
-Later, in the car -
Emily: I need a better name than Moss
Emma: You so do.
- they both think -
Emily: Oak?
Emma: What, you want to be Tree?
Emily: Right....Willow?
Emma:.....sure ok Willow. Vampire and Willow.
Emily: *coughs the words Willow and Vampire*
- Emma glares at her hysterically -

- In Panorama, we go night skiing, but hang out with some older people because they have a map. We end up sitting in the trees -
Guy with long hair: So what do you guys like?
Us: Coke.
Guy: Really? Coke? Awesome!
Others: Hork it!
Us: No NO!! Like Coca cola!
Others: Oh.. Shame
-Guy with long hair and Emma go for a race down the ski hill (Emma won). They come back up the chair lift, then ski back to the trees-
Emily: So Emma, I just got a drug lesson.
Girl: Ya. Anything that grows in the earth is fine. It can't hurt you.
- Emily and Emma try to hide their weird looks. -
- Emma and the guy go for another run. He falls, and his backpack spits out 6 cans of empty beer. Emma laughs to herself as he scrambles to pick them up. They argue with the lift attendant for half an hour, bribing him, threatning him, flirting with him, trying to let us have one more run. We fail, but not before Emily comes wooshing down the hill to us. We have to walk back up to find his friends. He takes 2 pees in the trees as Emily and I saunter along. We never do find his friends, so we sit on my board and watch the fireworks. Turns out, they were all drunk and high on mushrooms at the time that we were hanging with them.-


So lame, but just a lil memoire :P