Chapter 1: Introduction

A Chapter by Draco

Introduction

It was a nice sunny day, everybody was outside doing something but it wasn't the same for Johnathan and Barry, two friends who lived on the same house. They used to go outside, but now, they weren't. Why? You might ask, well, they where trying to write. The two friends didn't went outside of their house for months because of that novel. Nobody knew what happened to them, even their families. But for the guys, time didn't passed. They where occupied trying to fix all the problems their "Novel" (which only was about 2 chapters) had. "Strange..." You are probably thinking "Months just for writing a 2 chapters novel? I mean, I know it's hard to write one but... MONTHS? Really?" well, the young men didn't knew anything about writing, the last time they tried to write a haiku they started a fire... How? You don't want to know. Wait... I'm boring you, right? Let the story start then...

- Dude, dude, dude! I know what to do - Said Barry while holding his plastic ninja toy - Ninjas! - He said while mimicking a samurai.

- What do you mean by "Ninjas"? - Said Johnathan staring at Barry

- You know, the dudes with black pajamas, they are awesome! - He paused - Just imagine the medieval knight walking trough the dungeons of doom and then... BLAM! 5 ninjas jump from nowhere and attack him! -

Johnathan stared at Barry, his ideas where always bad or just cliches. - Are you serious? - He said while staring at him with a really threatening expression "Ninjas? Attacking a medieval knight? On a dungeon? On the freaking moon?!?!?! -

- Hey, hey ,hey stop right there! - said barry - The dungeon on the moon wasn't was an idea it was... It was a... A recommendation! - Barry paused - At least I didn't said "hurr durr maek dem medieval dude have super magicalz powerz" - Barry

Johnathan didn't said a single think, he knew his ideas where also bad - Okay, okay, no dungeons on the moon and no "Super magicalz powerz"... What should we do then? -

Almost as Johnathan completed his sentence Barry pointed toward a conveniently placed window and said - To the library! - And then he kicked down the front door.

- OH COME ON! IT'S THE FOURTH TIME YOU DO THIS ON THE YEAR! - Said Johnathan angrily.

Barry peeked trough the door - Sorry? -

While Johnathan was repairing the door with some tape Barry went to the library searching for a book which could help them. He arrived at the doors of the big library and opened the doors. As soon as he walked 2 steps he saw a old cute lady on a bench reading a book called "How to hide a body", he totally ignored it. He then walked toward a desk where he asked the woman sitting there

- Excuse me where can I find a book for wri... - Barry got interrumpted

- SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH -

- B-b-but I'm trying to find a - Replicated Barry

- Shhhhh, people are trying to read! -

- There isn't anybody in here! Who is "Trying to read"?- Said Barry, a bit annoyed

- Do you know what the fourth wall is? Well, if i answer you, I'm going to break it. - Barry was totally confused, but he still asked again.

- Can you at least please tell me if you have any book for cliches? - He said confused and annoyed at the same time.

- The only thing related to cliches we have is the "Big Badass Book of Badass Cliches" which can break total havoc if you... -

- Shut up and take my money! - He said while giving 20 dollars to the woman.

- It costs 100 dollars sir... - She said while Barry was running away with the book - I should have followed my mother's steps and become a farmer... -

Johnathan was sitting on the couch, happy that he finally fixed for a fourth time the door, but he was surprised by Barry kicking it again and taking it down.

- *the words said by Johnathan where too harsh to put them on the story -

- Calm down dude! Look at what I got! - Said Barry while showing Johnathan the Big Badass Book of Badass Cliches. - The woman told me that this book haves an entire list of cliches that we shouldn't do -

- Wow, that's a pretty big book dude - He said while staring amazed at the badassery of the book. - What should we do now? -

- We slooooowly open it... - Said Barry as he opened the book.

- Wow what the... - Said Johnathan as he got blinded by the light that the book emanated.