The HootnorangutaniusA Story by Jason DamstraA fantasy field guide entry detailing aspects of the mysterious Hootnorangutanius.So as many of you know I had the pleasure of
journeying to North America last year wherein I enjoyed a brief interlude working
hard as a camp councillor. I’d forgotten up until now this little event ever having
occurred, but upon stumbling - once again - over the fantasy field guide “Fearsome Creatures of the Lumberwoods, With a Few Desert and Mountain
Beasts” by William T. Cox (Which
one can find here: http://www.fearsomecreaturesofthelumberwoods.com/home.htm)
I was reminded of something one of my kids told me.
The young chap, who was around almost nine years of
age, seemed very inspired by the name of fictional creature our employer had,
on several occasions, suggested roamed the forests of Missouri. As near as I
can recall he called the beasty a wild “Hootnorangutanius” (/huːtnə"ːraŋuːtaneʌs/). One evening, as my cabin was
prepping to head out for our camp-out under the stars, I asked the lad what he
thought of the creature. He looked at me with the look a wise scholar might
give an ignorant student and proceeded to, in a very matter-of-fact kind of
way, describe the creature. What follows is my edited retelling
of the facts imparted to me by this young soul.
The wild Hootnorangutanius,
one must understand, tries its hardest to remain invisible at all times. He
achieves this effect through an advanced form of camouflage, the fur on his
belly (for you see he is covered in long silky-down hairs from the top of his
head to the pads of his feet) has a remarkable adaptive quality in that it can
change to varying shades of green, brown, grey and white.
Why, you may ask, would a large mammal, such as he surely is, would the ’tanius
need to remain invisible? Well, very simply, he does this for two reasons: the first
is although the Hootnorangutanius is a very gentle creature, especially towards
humans, he is terrified of people. A Hootnorangutanius would much rather prefer to run
deep into the forested undergrowth long before a human could ever spy him out. Failing that, he would use his wonderful fur to hide against a tree or upon the
sun-speckled forest floor.
The reason for this may be, is that the ol ’tanius seems to be
terrified of being caught and put into a zoo, he much rather prefers the rocks,
hills and wonderful limestone caves of Missouri.
The second reason the 'tanius has this almost
magical camouflage ability is to help him hunt down and ambush his fearsome
enemy, the bear. Be it brown or black the Hootnorangutanius has a deep seated animosity with
the bear. Such a rivalry may seem strange, for there aren’t many bears in
Missouri, but the truth is, the ’tanius moved into the rugged state many
hundreds of years ago from more Northerly climes, seeking to avoid his old
rival.
So how does the wily 'tanius fight this fearsome opponent?
Bears as we all know are heavy, lumbering creatures and the 'tanius is
probably no larger than a meter in size. So whilst out foraging for leaves and
berries (the 'tanius cannot stand the taste of meat) he listens closely with his
big ears, did I mention he had very big ears? Big floppy ones, like an
elephants but covered in that same soft silky-down fur. These ears are so
strong they can hear the whish-whish of a butterflies wings many feet
away or the sound of twigs snapping in the undergrowth. So our friend the ’tanius
listens closely for the gruffling pant of the grumpy old bear, and upon hearing it,
lays himself flat on his back with his arms stretched wide. Changing the fur of
his belly to match the ground beneath him and he hides. The Hootnorangutanius can hide like
this for hours and hours not moving a single inch, waiting, for either the bear
to move away from his foraging ground or, for the bear to stand almost on top
of him, when he will suddenly jump up and slash at the bears soft belly with
his sharp claws.
Now, this may seem cruel to you and me, but the ’tanius is just, after
all, protecting his territory, in the much the same way a lion might come and
gobble you up if you had found your way into his den.
So if you should ever find yourself in the wilds of Missouri, and if you
should ever fancy you hear a rushing, swishing sound through the trees or
perhaps for a moment you glimpsed something you sure wasn’t there, consider
yourself lucky that you’ve had a glimpse of the rare and wild Hootnorangutanius.
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Added on September 27, 2016 Last Updated on September 27, 2016 Tags: hootnorangutanius, wild, fantasy, Missouri, field guide, nature AuthorJason DamstraJohannesburg, Gauteng, South AfricaAboutA chaotically diverse individual who mainly enjoys fantasy, fiction and cosmic horror to the extreme. more..Writing
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