Chapter 79 ~ Mouth Whose Your Daddy
Mouth Whose Your Daddy
Chapter 76
Hi Darlin
It's me Mouth
Your favorite Sugar
In the deep South
Now I really hate to tell you
how badly youve been decieved
And you know you can trust
every word that I breathe.
This darn Northern Yankee
From wayyyy up North
Has wined and cried about
mistreatment by me, The Mouth
He has involved so many
that in error called him friend
When he flew the coop to save his butt
and just left them behind in the end
Not that that was not bad enough
but the dummy left behind the Prized Gold Pen
and now sits back thinking
its something he can still win.
He ran away fair and square
Leaving pen and friends behind
that is clear abandonment
but is for this board to find...
Now Darling no pressure
do I wish to add
but I could be getting a headache
and tonight that would be sad.
So I motion this Buzzard Board
to declare the win
The bag of feathers headed North
But I still stand in defense of MY Pen.
I rest my case....
Now my Dearest Ms. Mouth
Your case you have presented
The Buzzard is absent
and not before this Board represented
Your eivdence is strong
You say a headache tonight?
My decision is quite clear
There simply is no pen fight
As I slam the gavel in decloration of law
Since the Posession of the Pen
Was yours at the start
This court declares another Mouth Win
Case Closed
Mouth See You About 8 ???
Your on Sugar Britches...Wink
I'm Outta Here !!!!!
Original by
The Mouth of The Great South
aka
Donna DeLong Matthews
October 2009
Toby Keith
Whose Your Daddy
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