Chapter 76  ~ Mouth Whose Your Daddy

Chapter 76 ~ Mouth Whose Your Daddy

A Chapter by Donna DeLong Matthews aka Gold Pen Ghost

 

Chapter 79  ~ Mouth Whose Your Daddy

 




 

Mouth Whose Your Daddy
Chapter 76



Hi Darlin
It's me Mouth
Your favorite Sugar
In the deep South

Now I really hate to tell you
how badly youve been decieved
And you know you can trust
every word that I breathe.

This darn Northern Yankee
From wayyyy up North
Has wined and cried about
mistreatment by me, The Mouth

He has involved so many
that in error called him friend
When he flew the coop to save his butt
and just left them behind in the end

Not that that was not bad enough
but the dummy left behind the Prized Gold Pen
and now sits back thinking
its something he can still win.

He ran away fair and square
Leaving pen and friends behind
that is clear abandonment
but is for this board to find...

Now Darling no pressure
do I wish to add
but I could be getting a headache
and tonight that would be sad.

So I motion this Buzzard Board
to declare the win
The bag of feathers headed North
But I still stand in defense of MY Pen.

I rest my case....

Now my Dearest Ms. Mouth
Your case you have presented  
The Buzzard is absent
and not before this Board represented

Your eivdence is strong
You say a headache tonight?
My decision is quite clear
There simply is no pen fight

As I slam the gavel in decloration of law
Since the Posession of the Pen
Was yours at the start
This court declares another Mouth Win

Case Closed

Mouth See You About 8 ???
Your on Sugar Britches...Wink

I'm Outta Here !!!!!

Original by

 

 

The Mouth of The Great South

 

 

aka

 

 

Donna DeLong Matthews

 

October 2009
Toby Keith
Whose Your Daddy






 


 

 



© 2009 Donna DeLong Matthews aka Gold Pen Ghost


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So I guess we are now getting down an dirty AH
Well I guess I better sharpen my pencil, I don't use a pen anymore just incase I make a mistake LOL
This is so funny, not fair but funny just the same :)
I can't shake my butt, I might hurt someone or even myself LOL
Hope you have a good day, headache or not
The Buzzard

Posted 15 Years Ago


Well sweetie, our Dear Buzzard Man, should know by now to think things through a little more clearly. Now he is in deep do-do with ALL his friends that he left behind to rot in jail in his haste to escape! LOL Left the Gold Pen behind Ray? Now we all know between the three of us what is one of our Dear Mouth's favorite statements. Want a T-shirt? ROTFL just in good fun Ray! We know the poet who claims 'not to be' has plenty of smarts, but you know our Dear Mouth is always one step ahead of you in this little duel.

Donna your talented pen just keeps getting better and look who is holding the gold? LOL A headache? Wouldn't know it by reading this! Such great fun!

Hugs and Love,
Lesa

Posted 15 Years Ago



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Donna DeLong Matthews aka Gold Pen Ghost
Donna DeLong Matthews aka Gold Pen Ghost

Port Orange, FL



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