Chapter 65 ~ A Message From The Judge... Yadda Yadda Dont Talk Smack

Chapter 65 ~ A Message From The Judge... Yadda Yadda Dont Talk Smack

A Chapter by Donna DeLong Matthews aka Gold Pen Ghost


 

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A Message From the Judge
Chapter 65

Yadda Yadda Don't Talk Smack

Lyric Re-Write

Take out the Buzzard with the trash
And your gonna get that Bounty cash
If he don't scrub that plan of his
Ole Sparky's gonna make him siz
Yadda Yadda (don't talk smack)

Just finish cleanin' up your crap
We all know you are such a sap
We'll take your carcass out of sight
And you wont take another flight    
Yadda Yadda (don't talk smack)

We just put on your ball and chains
We all know you aint got brains
Now You aint crap'n Angels truck
Ride on Ducks grill like a buck
Yadda Yadda (don't talk smack)

Don't you give Mouth no dirty looks
Your feathers plucked; she sure can cook
Just tell your hoodlum friends outside
Mouth is gonna tan some hide
Yadda Yadda (don't talk smack)

Yadda Yadda , Yadda Yadda
Yadda Yadda , Yadda Yadda
Yadda Yadda , Yadda Yadda
Yadda Yadda , Yadda Yadda


 

 

 

 

Well it appears the Buzzard
Been talking smack about Dear Mouth
Any dummy knows
that just aint done down here in the South

She got her Name
fair and square
when the Mouth yells
Well it'll raise your hair

The Ole Buzzard seems
to enjoy pushing buttons at a whim
But the wrong one he pushed
when he stole her candy and pen

Now he has sent some
of his foul feathered ingrates
to crap on Mouth and our lovely state
but will be road kill or fellow inmates

Where is the Buzzard you ask ????



The Buzzards whereabouts
is only known to three
for security sake
known to Angel, Mouth and Me

The poor dumb birds
thought Angel came on vacation
but she came to escort the Buz
to a secret top security prison

His break out will never happen
these women play for keeps
When the Mouth puts out a 911
they all gather as a force of one

How will he get there you ask ???



Angel says Hey !!!
He aint crap'n in my truck
Ya got my back door
What Ya say Rubber Duck

Duck says hell no Angel
your my favorite trucker girl
he aint crap'n in my truck
lets put him on the grill

Now Buzzard don't go smile'n
for those love bugs will get ya
it'll take bleach to clean your teeth
and then we will hear again wa wa



Now blindfolded
he has not a clue
where he is going
What is a Buzzard to do

I try to be serious
and not let out a chuckle
but the time has come
for The Buzzard to cry Uncle

Original By
The Mouth
aka
Donna DeLong Matthews



 

 



© 2010 Donna DeLong Matthews aka Gold Pen Ghost


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Color TV Ray? I think NOT! Beer and Burgers? Don't think so!

Donna, our friend makes light of your intentions. He best beware. He is already going down the highway
chained to an eighteen wheeler with a duck driving! He thinks he is going to a resort? I noticed that the jail cell still has plenty room for his friends that TRY to help him out. He paid no head to not talking smack I see even in his comment. Get him Mouth!!!!!!

As always an all around package of a talented art in making your own graphics, lyrics and story line just keeps getting better and better! Will be waiting to see where he actually ends up. My lips are sealed. LOL


Hugs,
Lesa

Posted 15 Years Ago


Now how is the book of the month club going to find me now
Not to worry, those bill collectors always find me LOL
I hope they bring some burgers and beer
Maybe a pie or two would be nice
I hope this place has color TV
Great write, I guess I better send up some smoke signals, Now how do you spell SOS
Have a great goose poop free day
The Buzzard

Posted 15 Years Ago



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Donna DeLong Matthews aka Gold Pen Ghost

Port Orange, FL



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