Well good morning Judge, hope you are ok Im in trouble, please help me today A pretty thing took a fire to me I couldnt stop her so I let it be
I couldnt stop her so set me free I couldnt stop her so set me free I couldnt stop her so set me free She didn't do it, She wasnt there? If She did it, would you care?
Well good morning judge, yes Im your friend Im in here cause of sweets and a Pen I found candy but I couldnt pay I was hungry and I Stole it away I saw a pen and I just wrote away I wanted it and I Stole it away She chopped my head it rolled away
She didn't do it, She wasnt there? If She did it, would you care? She didn't do it, She wasnt there? If She did it, would you care?
Alcatraz will it be home sweet home Im so hunted and have no home San quentin is where I'll be I didnt do it set me free I didnt do it set me free I didnt do it set me free I didnt do it set me free
Order ! ! ! Order In MY Court ! ! !
Mr. Buzzard I've been labeled for years as having grudge Many around town call me Mouth ... The Hanging Judge
For you a special Jury I personally hand picked They Look a bit familiar Awwww Ya feeling a bit sick
You appear before this court and a jury of your peers and all you have to offer is excuses and alligator tears
You expect us to believe all your sorry whines about Mz. Mouth and your claimed hard times
Now I do believe it all began with Mouth, her friends and a candy bar You stole and ran into the night But were apprehended by the Angels star
Then you turned the Musketeers into big fat turkeys Its a total wonder They didnt turn you into Buzzard Jerky
Then you were an imposter as the great and powerful Wiz Mickey Ray as a Count and Robin Ray with little pizzazz
The list of alias' is to long with which to bother But now let me tell you what Your in a heap of trouble brother
Now you throw yourself on the mercy of this court Mercy for a Buzzard? Well that scheme you can abort
Your charges are many your risk of flight it quite high There will be no bail for a Buzzard who lies
The jury has decided Justice will best be served So your sentence Dear Buzzard is one you so richly deserve
You foolishly knocked upon this courts mercy door Mouth has always warned you becareful at what you ask for
The only path to your freedom is to forfeit the Gold Pen Checkmate my dear Buzzard I believe the Gold Pen I did just win.
Original by The Mouth of The South aka Donna DeLong Matthews August 2009
Is this a fair trial?
Looks like a hung jury to me
I have heard in some southern towns one person can be judge and jury, but wow!!!!
The price for my release is way tooooo high, so I will have to file an appeal with the court
I think I can figure out who to send it to LOL
I enjoyed this Donna, even if it's my butt on the chopping block
The Buzzard
Oh Lesa thank you so much and it's
already too late for him to try to
weasle his way out of this one.
After all him being in jail was
whose idea... HIS....
Oh My Darling Buz there is no appeal
ur a forigner you have no rights
Now if you were Mexican it would be
different. Plea all you want
Looks like ur gonna be spending
the winter in Florida Oh and just
so you know you cant smoke in the
Jails here. Poor Poor Buzz
Hung Jury??? Whats your point.
Surely you didnt expect fairness now did you
Ray incase you have not noticed
IM A WOMAN !!!!! We dont play fair
You silly little savage.... LMAO
Not guilty Ray? ROTFL Apeal? Well good luck! I have an idea the apppelet court of Florida might just have the same attitude so you better sharpen up your pen to REALLY plead your case well.
Donna this is fantastic! Like I was saying on the phone everytime I go back to the main graphic I see something different. After you explaining to me how you did this graphic after asking you "How in the world?" I know why you were hours putting this all together for us all to enjoy!
I leave bowing to my talented friend!!!
Hugs,
KKL
Ray a little tip from a friend you better not wait too long to file your appeal! ROTFLMAO
Is this a fair trial?
Looks like a hung jury to me
I have heard in some southern towns one person can be judge and jury, but wow!!!!
The price for my release is way tooooo high, so I will have to file an appeal with the court
I think I can figure out who to send it to LOL
I enjoyed this Donna, even if it's my butt on the chopping block
The Buzzard
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