Chapter 57 ~ The Jail Bird Rock

The Jail Bird Rock ,,,,,,  Now darn it Buzzard you've gone way to far a party you throw from behind jail bars The Gold Pen duel is a serious test of whit and skill to see whose the best But this time your reaching for the stars A party in jail Have you been hit'n the bars You severely whined over a few singed feathers and then you claim the be under the weather   And then here I sit Just a wishing and you hang out a sign gone fishing If its sympathy you seek Surly you know I have none Oh my Dear Feathered Friend We duel one on one. Our pens clash in thunderous display and then you run and hide as I have to coax you out to play Please understand The Gold Pen is as good as mine So go ahead and dig out your muse that is if you have the time... So my Friend I sit and wait for your never so timely reply and wait for the words of Uncle that you will cry Hugs KKD Original By Mouth of the South aka Donna DeLong Matthews August 2009 Elvis Presley Jail House Rock Lyric Rewrite The Buzzard threw a party in the county jail. The Buzzard Boys were there and they began to wail. The Mouth was steam'n as the joint began to ring. You should've seen those sexy two  jailbirds swing. Lets stop, everybody, lets stop. Everybody in the whole cell block is gonna be busting rocks Eric and Chris played their fingers to the bone, Little Marg was blow'n on the slide trombone. The drummer Ron from Canada went crash, boom, bang, The whole rhythm section was the Buzzard gang. Lets stop, everybody, lets stop. Everybody in the whole cell block is gonna be busting rocks The Shady Buzzard  said to the sexy she You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see. I sure would be delighted if you'd break me free Come on and do the Buzzard escape with me. Lets stop, everybody, lets stop. Everybody in the whole cell block is gonna be busting rocks The Buzzard was a sit'n on a block of stone Way over in the corner look'n all alone. The Mouth said, hey, Buzzard, don't you just sit and stare. If you touch my Gold Pen you'll get the electric chair. Lets stop, everybody, lets stop. Everybody in the whole cell block is gonna be busting rocks Eric Buzzard said to Buz, for heavens sake, Mouth aint look'n, now's our chance to make a break. Buzzard turned to Eric and he said, nix nix, Mouth is watching and she gives wicked kicks Lets stop, everybody, lets stop. Everybody in the whole cell block is gonna be busting rocks gonna be busting rocks gonna be busting rocks gonna be busting rocks gonna be busting rocks gonna be busting rocks

Reviews

[Aspiring Angel]

Ray "Good Behavior" oh sweetie you don't have a clue what is in store for you! ROTFL

Donna I have seen this all sorts of place now, and each time I open the page it brings me the biggest smiles and complete awe at your talent with your ability to bring these writes alive and leave them singing in your friends hearts long after the page is closed.

Oh Ray, I keep tellin you ... Be afraid ... Be VERY afraid. LOL

Hugs and love,
Me

KKL

[Ray Hamilton]

" Now darn it Buzzard
You've gone way to far
A party you throw
From behind jail bars "

Well what can I say, I'm just a party animal
Great write, I enjoyed
Hope to get out soon on good behavior LOL

Have a great day
Hugs The Buzzard