YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT !!!

Sorry, I couldn't resist! THE NEW DIET CRAZE (YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT)

A TRIP TO  SAM'S CLUB AKA YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT Yesterday I  was at my local SAM'S CLUB buying a large bag of Purina   dog chow for  my loyal pet, Biscuit, the Wonder Dog, and was in  the   checkout line when the woman behind me asked if I had a dog.   What did she think I had an elephant? So since I'm retired and have   little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I   was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't,   because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50   pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes   coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.   I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that   it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat   one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again.. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)   Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a Black lab and a car hit us both. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was   laughing so hard.   Sam's Club won't let me shop there anymore.   Better watch what you ask retired people! They have all the time in the   world to think of crazy things to say. Forward this (especially) to all your retired friends.......it will be their "laugh for the day"!

Author's Note

WOOF WOOF !!!

Reviews

[Brittany weddle]

too funny

[The Rock And Roll Cowbo..]

OMG that is too funny, some people ask the dumbest questions... like Bill Envall says, "Here's you sign."
That is like having a litter box and someone saying do you have a cat? I would love someone to say, No that is for the guests.
One I always get is wearing a Raiders hat or shirt and someone saying "You like the Raiders", Nope this is how I protest them.
Thanks for sharing that funny story.

P.S. I hope the diet didn't make you start chasing cars and the postman.

[WordShifter]

This is so funny, I was at a feed and garden shop and the shop owner was munching
on a chicken jerky treat that I give my dogs. He said they weren't to bad.

[Sakib]

Really nice and funny. Amazing write.

[Dream Weaver]

I just returned my 2 pound bag Darn it...This made my day. :)

[Ink Stained]

I like a good chuckle. Thank you for brightening my day.

[Daniel Thomas Andrew Da..]

Very funny. A good yarn. Daniel

[DONALD EISSLER]

NOW THAT IS ONE FUNNY STORY WISH I HAD EXPERIENCED IT. NO.. WISH I WAS THE ONE THAT WAS PAYING FOR THE DOG FOOD YEA NOW THAT I COULD DO VERY WELL
TK

[Donna Lorenz]

Sorry, just couldn't resist!