Cheerleaders

The inside scoop

I wear a s****y little skirt

And I am such a total flirt

I wave my pom poms at the game

And like everybody knows my name

I won't speak to you if you have half a brain

Because you and I are not the same

I run to the toilet after every meal

And barf up my entire fill

Because I am dating a star who doesn't like

When his girlfriend is heavier than 95

I have some nerds

To do my work

With a flip of my hair

I can get anywhere

With eyeshadow and blush

There's no need to rush

Cuz since I am perfect you will see

That everybody waits for me

Since I'm so hot

It's ok I forgot

What a human being is supposed to be

Author's Note

haha don't be offended it's just a joke.. i was a leader for about two years of my life too

Reviews

[Michael G.]

Not offended. It is a sad but true reflection on the way some people think. Good storyline, good flow.

[Falling Leaf.]

Very funny; I, too, was a cheerleader, and we had those few girls who were the perfect models for this piece.

[Annabelle Lee]

well, i just HAD to say something, everyone think we are all like that and we aren't so i figured if i got in on the fun they might understand

[Brittany]

I was also a cheerleader for now 3 years. I find this pretty funny but not a whole lot of that is true about ME, but how society depicts cheerleaders. Very cool to put it in words, Your pieces are amazing :)

[Annabelle Lee]

why thank you! i did one on football players and figured it wouldntt be fair to not have a follow up... keep an eye out for more on high svhool stereotypes

[Brittany]

Haha, you bet