What I don't understand about Boys

Here are some things I will NEVER understand about boys. EVER

Playing MW3 does not make you a gun expert, just a nerd

I know you want to constantly talk about cars. But why do you have to do it in front of us? I feel so retarded when you guys start that.

I don't want to smell your farts.

Why do you spank each other?

If you tell a girl no, because you don't wanna play games. Don't go play those same games with someone else!

Pickup lines only work if they're either really bad or really good. No happy medium.

Are b***s seriously all you're looking at?

If you are under twenty years of age... Shave your FACE

Just because I'm texting your Homeboy does NOT mean I'm into him... why do you always jump to conclusions.

Just because I'm texting you does NOT mean I'm into you.

"No," does not mean try harder. I'm not playing hard to get.

You keep trying to set me up with your buddies when I am clearly into you.

You only want me when I don't want you.

When I have a headache and want to be alone. You want to be right there. Alone means alone.

You always assume I'm on my period

When I am on my period, you seem like you are TRYING to piss me off

Don't call me sexy, I don't know you.

And lastly,
Emotions are sexy, but you're always trying to hide them

Reviews

[Ahmad Cox]

Hehe I have to admit I am a guy and even I find this hilarious Though I don't fart in public or talk about cars all the time or play MW3 and I am comfortable talking about my feeling and emotions, and I am pretty good at respecting women's decision to say no or they just want to be my friend and they are not interested in me in that way. But then again the more guys I meet the more I realize I am the exception in a lot of ways.

[Annabelle Lee]

Sounds like it! thanks for reading!

[Ahmad Cox]

No problem. It made me laugh harder than I have at a poem in a long time.

[Frieda P]

OMG, you're hysterical, like a tonic for me! This is so over the top it's fantastical! I got to 'I don't want to smell your farts' and lost it! ha...too funny and true story, that's what makes it such a riot. Thanks for the shytes and giggles!

[Annabelle Lee]

thank you, Frieda!!!

[Frieda P]

Still laughing! :-D

[Annabelle Lee]

Seriously, though. you might think this stuff would be common snse.
Glad you enjoyed it!

[Frieda P]

ha you're funny girl, believe me it gets worse when you get older! ;-P

[Annabelle Lee]

Hmmm..... do i want to get oldr???

[Annabelle Lee]

apparently my e ky hates me

[Frieda P]

pfft well that goes without saying, but the alternative pretty much sucks hon!

[Annabelle Lee]

yes. i know. i honestly cant wait till im able to b legally independant and take care of my own a*s

[Annabelle Lee]

there it goes. that damn e