Year's Horoscope: Leo

Requested by a friend! Not meant to be offensive, just messing around

Toward the beginning
of two thousand thirteen
You're likely to be a little blue
But that's normal for a lion
That's normal for you
Your friends will love you for your generous spirit
But hate you for your ego
They need you for your bravery
They don't want to have to need you though
You'll have a year's worth of good hair days
Lion's are known for glorious manes
And in pursuit of your lioness
You'll probably just end up depressed
Your cocky tude and intimidation
Send your mates in the other direction.
You're likely to come in contact with a Gemini
Able to make you laugh or make you cry
But the gem is soon to walk out
After they figure out what they are all about
Toward.the end of the year
You get depressed
And all of this will happen again

Reviews

[Frieda P]

LMAO, hahahah, just shoot me now ...sounds like a miserable existence for a Leo...what a prediction, written in hell. ha. Cocky attitude, you must be mistaken, bad, bad horoscope! Not really looking forward to this year so much....

RAWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR ;-)

[Annabelle Lee]

i read up on the leo and i guess you guys ar supposed to have pretty big egos haha

[Frieda P]

No that was a misprint, it's supposed to say big hearts. ;-)

[Frieda P]

...or was that big butts, I forget now! ;-P

[Annabelle Lee]

HAHHA. oh man. you just made my day!

[Frieda P]

:-D you laughing at my big butt?!

[Ahmad Cox]

Yeah I have to admit I am a gemini myself but I still have to laugh at this description. I have know other Leo's as well but I am a gemini with an ox as my chinese sign.

[Annabelle Lee]

me as well. this one was requested by a friend

[Pax]

:D ~ this is really fun and very witty write.
clever you, well done!

[Annabelle Lee]

thank you

[Annabelle Lee]

No. as long as you arent laughing at mine.