This Year's Horoscope For: Gemini.

me messing around

At the start of the New Year, you're likely to be a little fat and kind of drunk
It's okay, though, you're a Gem, partying is fun
The weight will come right off after you realize you're to busy to eat
You've no time for food. Just go to your parties
You'll make a drastic change in your appearance in the first month
And your schedule is likely to be fucked up
You'll be working hard near February and March
Trying to trick someone into wanting your heart
They'll be mad at the games you play
And confused at the change in personality every day
Your efforts will be for naught, like last year
You've many deadlines to meet, but don't fear
Multitasking is what you do best
You'll be wanting to get a load off your chest
You have big opportunities coming up near your birth date
Which your financial standings will prohibit
The rest of the year follows suit
Your life is a mess
I feel sorry for you

Reviews

[Pax]

:D ~ another funny one... you should continue this..
witty and fun write!

[Annabelle Lee]

thqnk you!!!

[Frieda P]

LOL, you should start your own Daily Horoscope site!!

[Annabelle Lee]

haha. It might work for some laughs