BrexitA Poem by Dogbomb3A humorous look into the upcoming British referendum to leave the European Union.Britain’s not great, the country is beta No seat in the hall with the Germans or French, They’re saving a space for Greece on their bench. UK’s picked last for the big football game Britain’s not popular, but it’s not quite a loner, Picking on the new kids, Latvia and Romania, “Stay off our playground or we’ll be sure to tell on ya. Our tuition bought it so find somewhere else.” We don’t want any germs from Cyprus or Estonia And buy Belgian chips cooked in Spanish oil. We don’t even live in the right catchment area, Why do we share assemblies with Bulgaria? Let’s leave school at the end of the year, And teach ourselves, because we know best. © 2016 Dogbomb3 |
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Added on March 14, 2016 Last Updated on March 14, 2016 AuthorDogbomb3SpainAboutI'm a British writer and teacher living in Andalucia, Spain. I have decided to focus on my writing in 2016 and will periodically upload stuff to Writers Café. I hope you enjoy my work, I wil.. more..Writing
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