Script for a commercial... For Speech...

Speech Script for Greek Mythology Commercial.

( You don't need to know our names, just that I represent Athena, and there are three other "Actors" who play Dionysus, Zeus, and Pandora.)

Introductions

 

Athena: Zeus! Zeus! Where are you? Dionysus- Where's Zeus?

Dionysus: Right there, Owl.

Athena: Thanks, Wine.

Zeus: What do you want, waking me up, Wisdom Girl?

Athena: To advise you that you should bring Rain back to Texas.

Zeus: Is that it? Of all weather, sky, law, power, and Justice, you want Rain?

Athena: And for you to help Pandora find her box.

Zeus: That curious girl doesn't need help finding the box. She has everything else that is perfect.

Pandora: Where's Dionysus, Athena?

Athena: Please father, Hera wouldn't help her either.

Zeus: What my wife helps or doesn't help has nothing to do with me. I have to go check on Cronos and Rhea to make sure that they're not causing trouble again.

Pandora: As the Father of Heroes, you should help find my box, Zeus! Where is Wine Boy?

Dionysus: I'd prefer Dionysus if you don't mind, Perfect Box Girl.

Pandora: And that's Pandora to you! Will you help me find my box? I've lost it.

Dionysus: Over there, Pandora, where you left it.

Zeus: Dionysus! Come here!

Dionysus: Yes father?

Zeus: Find me some armor.

Dionysus: But father!

Zeus: FIND ME SOME ARMOR!

Dionysus: Fine, I'll go look for some good armor.

Zeus: Good. ATHENA!

Athena: Yes, Father?

Zeus: I've thought a bit. Maybe next week, but not exactly for it will come when Rain feels like falling.

Athena: Thanks, Father.

Dionysus: Now, can we get on with the commercial?

Zeus: GO FIND MY ARMOR!

Dionysus: Yes, father.

Pandora: Seriously, on with the commercial please.

 

ATHENA: Commercial starts in 3

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Go!

 

COMMERCIAL!

 

Athena:     Zeus walked around looking for Good Greek Food after the Trojan War. He wasn't able to                            find any, so he called upon Dionysus.

Zeus:           Dionysus! Dionysus! Come here this second!

Dionysus:  Yes, Father?

Zeus:         Find the best Greek food! Now!

Dionysus:  Yes, Father.

Pandora:    After a week of his assignment, Dionysus failed in finding the food. He approached Athena.

Athena:     What do you want, Dionysus?

Dionysus:  I need advice to find the best Greek Food. I haven't found any in a week and Zeus is getting                       angry. Do you have any advise?

Athena:     Why don't you open your own restaurant?

Pandora:    Dionysus was delighted. He went away, not to be seen for a month, and opened his first                             restraunt. He named it Zeus's Greek Cuisine. When Zeus came and saw it, he was angry.                                    Zeus marched up to Dionysus.

Zeus:         YOU TAKE MY NAME OUT OF THIS! THIS IS YOUR RESTRAUNT, NOT MINE!                              Oh... This is really quite good, Dionysus.

Dionysus:  Yes, sir, I will change the name. It will now be Dionysus's Greek Cuisine. And thank you                                   father.

Athena:     Pandora saw the new restraunt and sauntered in. When she tasted the food, she ran to                               Dionysus with food in one hand and her box in the other.

Pandora:    Di! Di! Dionysus! Goddess, that was good!

Dionysus:  Thanks Pandora.

Pandora:    Open it to the public! To the mortals!

Athena:     And that's how Dionysus's Greek Cuisine was started. Founded by the Gods, ran by the                                Gods, and where Gods and Goddesses dine.

 

Zeus:           Built as a replication of the temple dedicated to Zeus in Greece, Dionysus's Greek Cuisine                            has white stony architecture of a Greek temple with Greek Gods and Goddess sculptures                         inside and outside, long concrete entry way.

Dionysus:  Inside, there's a huge Greek fountain, in the center surrounded by tables and chairs of Greek                    design, woven with practiced Goddess hands. All dishes and silverware are shown in Greek                             designs

Athena:     This is the only Six-Star restaurant in the world.

Pandora:    Come around when you feel like eating like a God-

Athena:     Ess! Women first!

Pandora:   Or a God.

 

 

Dionysus: And here are what some Gods say about My restaurant:

Athena: Real, Good Greek food. Tastes exactly like Ambrosia.

Pandora: This is much better than Ambrosia, Athena. There aren't any comparisons.

Zeus: Well done, Son. Now, where is my Armor I requested you to get me?

Dionysus: First things first, father.

Athena: You should probably scrable to get that armor.

Dionysus: I know, sis.

Pandora: Where's my nectar?

Dionysus: Over there Pandora.

Pandora: Thanks Dionysus. Thanks Zeus, I need to hydrate soon with this impossibly good Greek Soda at DGC!

Zeus: Don't thank me...

Athena: You should thank Dionysus. He's the one who told you where it is.

Pandora: Okay! Thanks, Dionysus- That just sounds weird...

Dionysus: Thanks Pandora?

Athena: Wow...

Zeus: Athena! Where are you?

Athena: I'm here, father.

Zeus: Okay good...  Any advice?

Pandora: So Dionysus, how about some more food?

Dionysus: Maybe later.

Pandora: but Approdite just IMed me saying that she wants some.

Dionysus: Well if Approdite wants some of this good food, then she will need to come in to the store and get it.

Pandora: She says she is lost and can't find her way to here.

Dionysus: Then maybe you should help her.

Pandora: Fine... I;'ll go find her.

Dionysus:  Finally, I can rest!

Zeus: I heard that! Go find me that Armor!

Athena: I suggest that you just do what Dad says. He won't change his mind.

Dionysus: Fine, I'll go.

Zeus: I heard that! Go find me that Armor!

Athena: I suggest that you just do what Dad says. He won’t change his mind.

Dionysus: Fine, I’ll go.

Zeus: No! No! Athena, you can go find me that armor. Dionysus, you can cook me that food.

Athena: But father!

Zeus: No buts!

Athena: Don’t you need help with that war?

Zeus: that war hasn’t started yet.

Athena:  Then why are you so concerned about it?

Zeus: Because it’s about to happen. Any year now, war is about to break loose.

Athena: Yes, I can foresee that, but you should get Dionysus to get the metal and armor for the war so that I can help plan-

Dionysus: NO! Sis- Athena, please don’t make me find some armor.

Pandora: I can’t find Approdite.

Zeus: Get Iris to send a message to Approdite.

Pandora: Okay, Zeus.

Athena: Send her to find the Armor.

Pandora: Iris can’t reach Approdite.

Zeus: Pandora, go find my armor.

Pandora: Yes, Zeus. Wait, where is it?

Zeus: GO FIND ME SOME ARMOR!

Pandora: Why do you need armor?

Zeus: Because I do, for a war that is about to happen, and we need to plan for it.

Pandora: Why can’t Dionysus or Athena get it?

Athena: Because I am planning for this war.

Dionysus: And I’m too busy cooking for the Gods let alone the mortals watching.

Pandora: Fine, I’ll find some.

Dionysus: Dionysus’s Greek Cuisine-

Pandora: Where good Greek food is found-

Athena: And where Gods and Goddesses dine!

Zeus: Yum…  This is really good food. And a very comphy chair.

Athena: Father….

Pandora: Wait! I found it! What did I miss?

Athena: You missed the end of the commercial.

Pandora: Really? Is it over now?

Athena: Well…

Pandora: BYE!

Author's Note

This took forever... How did you like it?

Reviews

[Some Random Person.]

It's quite easier to remember the major greek goddesses. Only, I've read many fictional books (Percy Jackson) which have made it a lot easier to understand and keep straight.

[Danu]

It brought a smile to my face. The description of the restaurant was simple so it was easy to visualize.

Maybe adding a space between each line would make reading it a lot easier.

[Marie]

I liked it very much. I appreciate thetime and effore ift must have cost you--I have a hard time keeping the Greek gods and godesses in order.