Aaron Sean Smith

I hate my initials. Some people say that it's true, I'm an a*s. I really think I'm not. I have some... Okay maybe too much... Self confidence, that makes me tend to boss people around. So maybe I am an a*s. But so what? I am Aaron Sean Smith, I'm a natural born assy leader. I have three names. My initials perpetuate my ego. My initials are A*S! I am an a*s, and I'm proud of being an a*s. I love my assy friends, family, country. I love assy music. I love assy eighties music. I hate literature, and hate ll those people who read every second of the day. I hate reading Ethan Frome, Rebecca, Animal Farm, all Shakespear, Christmas Carol. I love watching TV Shows like The Simpsons and Family Guy. My favorite character is Lisa. She makes me laugh. 

I come from a family of asses, and I only know how to be an a*s. I was on the swim team, but got kicked off because I was an a*s. I like being an a*s. It keeps life interesting. 

Author's Note

So what do you think of this Ass?

Reviews

[Aaron M. Anderson]

A lively character. I would like to try to get along with that character's a*s, so to speak.

[Short.Nerd]

Well he seems very assy XD lol.

Very funny(: