Olivia Haley Sarah Hedwig Iris Talc

For Olivia, for giving me the idea.

My name is Olivia Haley Sarah Hedwig Iris Talc. Most people think my last name is Talk, like the way you talk on the phone, but it's pronounced ta-ow-ack-el. Don't ask me how it's like that with only four letters. It's hard for me to pronounce in general. You know what, just call me Olivia Talk. Or you can call me Olivia Talks, with an 's' if you want, since I mostly ramble on and on and on a lot. Especially on the phone.

 

Did you know my mother's name is Sarah Haybale Ibis-Talc? Yeah, S.H.I.T. is her initials. My initials are O.H.S.H.I.T. I like to laugh at our names. They sound funny. I often use my initials for many things. I don't know why I use them. I JUST USE THEM, OKAY?! OKAY!

 

I like Doctor Who. It keeps me entertained. That's hard to do. So... Whady elsy do you wanty to knowy? I like the color red. It's bright and the color of blood... I like vampires. They're cold and pale and do NOT sparkle in the sun. They BURN UP! Dracula's awesome, I think. So... I'm bored. I think that I'll watch Doctor Who... What are you going to do? Oh, did I mention that my initials are OHSHIT? It's funny, I think. I just don't like people laughing at me because of my name. Yep, Doctor Who's on now. See ya, random people who are reading this!

Author's Note

Olivia, Olivia, Olivia. So, how's that, Olivia? Happy? Are you sure you want OHSHIT to be your initials?

Reviews

[halflives]

YES. MY INITIALS ARE OHSHIT. You just made my day, Elizabeth. Seriously. *is in seventh heaven*