Faith Utah Caitlyn Kame

That's write. My name is Faith Utah Caitlyn Kame. For those of you who
are a little slow, and haven't figured out why I don't like my name,
look at my initials. Some of you may laugh, go ahead. Faith Utah Caitlyn
Kame... What the heck was wrong with my mother? In case you still
haven't figured it out, F.U.C.K. That's my initials. F**k. That sucks,
doesn't it? Do you know what's even funnier? My mother's name. Sarah
Ursla Cristen Kame-Seiger. Yes, her initials are S.U.C.K.S. My brother's
name is Franklin Rain Ian Cale Kame. Yes, his initials are F.R.I.C.K.
It's almost like she was saying those words when we were born. I hope my
sister isn't named something like ours. It will then become the family
motto: Name your kids after a swear word. Wouldn't that be funny? Just
grand, you're laughing now, aren't you. I don't blame you. I would be
laughing if I wasn't the subject here. Then I would be a bit happier.
What is wrong with my mother?

Author's Note

So... Did you have fun with me and my fun name game fun day? I think I'll do this every week or something... Make a name out of words... Like i did here... I'm so glad my initials aren't Fuck. Or Frick. Or Sucks. Aren't you? My initials are N.E.L.J. What's yours?

Reviews

[Jake Donald Stephens]

What about people who are actually named Dick? Just think how they must feel.

[Silent Knight]

lol I wsh I was named f**k. That would be awesome.

[Jazique]

Oh man that was funny and I feel bad for any who may have a swear word out of their initials and I think you met to say right not write. Anyways nicely with creativity and all and makes you think of those who names contain swear words like my friend had a*s so sad. Any ways well done and glad mines is not anywhere near these. XD

[Short.Nerd]

Aha nice! XD

[Calypso]

Funny point! I have a friend who's initials are L.A.B. Mine are E.K.B.. Nothing much you could make out of that.

[Shep]

(my review notes)
Great opening can’t wait to see where you take. I hope my suggestions help. I think will improve it. Sending my Email corrections.

[Coyote Poetry]

A very good story. Names can make us popular with the wrong people. I like how you create the story and the very honest ending. A excellent story.
Coyote

[Sweets]

I thought you were serious, lool xD

[SoulCrusader (Yas)]

lmaooo....

[Zeitgeist Manifesto]

lol. This was a riot. It reminds me of when substitute teachers call students by their full names and embarrass them.