Crazy People In The News.... More like a speech that is lame...

for social studies

I’ve read of an article about a woman killed by her own garden ornament. While her death was sad, it was also unusual. Maybe people shouldn’t use garden ornaments anymore?

Another article I’ve read matches this class perfectly. I mean, you, especially you boys, fart. Well, this article that I’ve found is about two boys have been suspended from school for the least of things to worry about. Farting on a public school bus isn’t that big of a deal, right? Wrong, according to this school district. The parents weren’t happy or sad about it, in fact, one of them said, “When it comes, it comes.”

Another article that is fun to read is about a bank robber asked the cashier to “Fill the bag with all the money!” When he realized he mistakenly forgot it at home. He asked the cashier for a bag, and when she said she didn’t have a bag, the helpless criminal just took off and ran away. Good for the clerk!

Man dressed like a snail runs a marathon in 26 days. Well, a snail costume certainly does have to be slow. I mean, snails are slow right? Okay, but 26 days? That’s a bit extreme, don’t you think? Oh, can you imagine a snail winning a race, or a marathon? I can’t, that’s for sure.

Oh, and did you hear about the magnetic boy? Ivan I-Don’t-Know-How-To-Pronounce-His-Last-Name’s body is apparently magnetic. He amazed audiences by getting magnetic things to his skin… Apparantly. Oh, and his family claims that he can heal people too. Somehow I doubt that he’s either A, magnetic, or B, a good healer with healing hand powers….Just doesn’t add up.

Or what about this babysitter, named Autumn, who sold their child on ebay for $1,000? Boy is she crazy, right? Police tracked Autumn down after the buyer had been accepted, and reported her to the Police. For ebay, it may be a down fall for them. An ebay spokesperson said, “The sale of human beings is illegal and is not permitted on our website.

Oh, and who can ever forget the British Teen Genius who can play the some of the hardest pieces on the piano? Well, Samuel Osmond, the teen genius, can’t read music, but memorizes the notes by hearing them.

            Then, of course, there’s the Chinese. And America’s favorite Summer Fruit, Watermelons! Farmers in China are “baffled” over the mystery of why the watermelons that they have been raising are blowing up. Oh, and the seeds of one farmer, came from Japan! Yes, the country that keeps getting all those earthquakes.

            Oh,  and this one article I’ve read recently, is about a person naming their baby “Like” after the Facebook icon. Oh, the things Lior, the mother, came up with. Her other children’s names include Dvash, or honey, and pie, in Hebrew.  So her children’s names are basically Dvash, and Like. Wierdo, right?

            Now for this class’s favorite country, Mexico. A Mexican hotel now offers an expensive ice lolly-flavored tequila- for $1,000. The reason it’s so expensive is because the bottle the tequila is in is made with 24 carat gold.  Seriously, who’d want to pay that much for an ice pop?

            Now it’s time for this class’s favorite animal-the dog. Apparantly, a dog fell from the sky on an early Wednesday afternoon. Why was it in the sky in the first place? According to the news, an eagle dropped the precious puppy. There were talon marks on the body to support the theory of the eagle. The SPCA is estimating the dog’s age to be about 6 years old. Not exactly a puppy, now is it?

Author's Note

Lame, huh? I couldn't think of a better topic... I guess I could've gone with tornado safety or something like that, but no, I didn't think about it at that time.... Oh well.

Reviews

[Short.Nerd]

THey have $1000 dollar ice cream too...... its made out of gold.

It wasn't lame. It was pretty good:)