Insane-The Beginning

A funny flashback..

From outskirts of city , a stranger came
His clothes were dull , his shirt was plain
Out of curiosity , he was asked his name
And he said “ You can call me insane ’’

What a sexy name , cried Susanne
For his sexy name , he was offered sugarcane
After eating it he burst into flame
Do you know why…..???!!!!!
Coz “ He was Insane ’’

When asked about his country , he said Spain
But this answer of his was very lame
Hearing this Spiderman cried “ I love you mary jane”
I know what you r thinking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“ This is so in$anE ”

He didn’t belong to a hall of fame
But horse riding was his favourite game
He said he was going to die in Ukraine
I know people….!!!!!!!!
But he was “ In$ane ”

Then came a crane
To take away all his shame
Don’t take me as a tame
Yelled the naïve “ In$ane”

He had a shirt with a stain
Said the people of villa street lane
But instead he wanted a photo frame !!!
Wat was this guy folks….!!!!!!!!!!
Yes !! He was “ In$ane ”

One day he went to Great Britain
And stole a brand new gold chain
I know he couldn’t restrain
Coz he was “ In$ane ”

One day came a train
Named Sabarmati main
To take all what he had became
He said..to hell with everybody
Nobody messes with the “ In$ane ”

His life was so mundane
Getting famous was his only aim
He suffered with a deadly sprain
And hence died the naïve “ In$ane ”