A Dash of Humor

just to brighten things up a bit.

A man and a woman are making love, yet the woman is married, and not to this particular man... suddenly the woman hears the sound of her husbands car pulling into the driveway as he returns early from work.

"Quick! you have to get out! he's here." she says to the man who quickly gathers his cloths and begins dressing. "no get out now, you don't have time! go!" He did as he was told and hastily exited the back door, noticing it was pissing rain outside

He pushed open the gate and stumbled into the street and into a large mass of marathon runners dashing through the rain and quickly fell in formation with them.

After several hundred meters the man next to him became suspicious. "so... do you always run naked?" he asked.

To which the man replies, "um... yeah i like to feel the air or whatever rush over you body... really a free sort of feeling, its great."

"oh," the man next to him said, raising an eyebrow, "do you usually have you clothes draped over your arm like that?"

"um.. yes I do. that way i can just put them back on when I'm finished running."

The man nodded and continued running... after several hundred meters he turns and asks, "do you usually wear a condom too?"

His eyes widened and hes hesitated...

...."when its raining"....

Author's Note

Its a joke so i hope you laughed. haah

Reviews

[Owl]

Nice punchline.

[Here's What I Say]

LOL

"When it's raining"

If it weren't raining, then he'd have to justify himself then.

"Do you always wear a condom when you run?"

"Only when it rains"

"But the sky is clear"

"I also don't like sweat on my dick, is that a problem?"